OUAT Meta Conversations...How *the scene should have been...

[obisgirl]

Charming: Name your price.
Rumpelstiltskin: How about... your cloak?
Charming: Why would you want my cloak?
Rumpelstiltskin: It's chilly in here.
Charming: ....
Charming: The one I'm wearing right now?
Rumpelstiltskin: Yes.
Charming: Like... my favorite piece of clothing ever?
Charming: The only cloak I have?
Charming: The cloak I whip back and forth? Where all my swag lies?
Rumpelstiltskin: Yes.
Charming: So if I give this piece of clothing you'll tell me where the love of my life is so I can save her.
Rumpelstiltskin: That's the general idea, yeah.
Charming: ....
Charming: Is that reeeeally necessary? I mean, I'm sure we can make another deal and-
Rumpelstiltskin: OH MY GOD, CHARMING, JUST GIVE ME THAT CLOAK ALREADY, IT'S NOTHING LIKE YOU LOVE IT OR ANYTHING!
Charming: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!
Charming: And don't speak of it like that.
Rumpelstiltskin: I need to stop making deals with fashionable princes.

gif from tumblr

meta conversation by dancing-charmer

[Maze]

Oh, wow.

[obisgirl]

here's another one from 'The Price of Gold' via OUAT Conversations

Henry: Do you know who he IS?
Emma: Yeah, of course I do.
Henry: Really? 'Cause I'm still trying to figure it out.
Emma: He's Mr. Gold-- oh. Oh, you mean in terms of Cobra stuff
Henry: Yeah. I can't figure it out
Henry: He holds power over everyone else
Henry: And owns a shop with unique trinkets
Henry: And makes deals with EVERYONE
Henry: This is such a stumper

Henry couldn't figure out who Mr. Gold was, but Emma figured it out right away that he was the only other person in town who had magic in the finale?

[romantic_sheep]

Another one from OUAT conversations that made me laugh:

Henry: Hey, Archie, do you have a second?
Archie: I’m kinda’ in the middle of—
Henry: Why a cricket? When the Blue Fairy asked you, I mean. Why'd you wish to be a cricket?
Archie: I like crickets.
Henry: I like hamsters but I don’t wanna BE one. You could have been a wolf or a dragon!
Archie: Henry, please—
Henry: Gepetto would have listened to Jiminy Dragon is all I'm saying
Archie: You need to go

[obisgirl]

Jefferson: Find Mr.Gold and tell him Regina locked you up.
Belle: ...Why are you doing this?
Jefferson: Because the shippers demanded it.
Belle: I don't understand
Jefferson: Believe me, you will. Now go, sail.YOUR FANDOM NEEDS YOU.

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[mia]

OH MY GODS!
Do you have any idea of how hard I'm laughing right now? This is brilliant! Especially Charming's coat … I can't calm down, lol. I'm all revitalised to continue working now.

[obisgirl]

I wrote this one myself

Snow White: How did yo do it?
Charming: With this, Rumpel enchanted it and made it into a ‘I have to find Snow White’ tracking device.
Charming: It led me back to you and now…[pauses dramatically] I never want it off your fingers.
Charming unceremoniously whips aside said cape & presents the ring to Snow White.
Charming: Will you marry me?
Charming puts the ring on Snow’s fingers and she looks at it.
Snow: What do you think? Of course, I’ll marry you and your awesome swag cape.

and this is the gif set it goes with

[Rayvah]

(I think Mr. Gold wears eye shadow. Just look at him. This struck me during his therapy session with Archie.)

Mr. Gold: Honesty isn’t the best color on me.

Archie: No - I’d say it was plum.

Mr. Gold: Really?

Archie: Yeah.