Doc: You don’t think Rumplestiltskin minds me buying drinks for his lady friend, do you?
Happy: Well if he does, you’ll be the first to know.
Billy: Boo!
Red: Billy! You’re alive!
Billy: Not really.
Red: So you’re dead and seeing you is all in my head?
Billy: Not exactly.
Red: So I’m imagining you? I’m not imagining you? Which is it?
Billy: You’re not imagining me. There’s a ghost comedy circuit and I want to see if I have what it takes to make it as a comedian.
Billy: Can I try some of my material on you?
Red: Umm…….okay.
Billy: Tell me if this makes you laugh.
Red: Go for it!
Billy: Being a ghost comedian isn’t easy. The hours are long, the pay is rubbish and the audience is a little dead!
Red: That’s interesting.
Belle: Hey Red, that joke was so lame!
Red: How much have you been drinking?
Billy: That was going to be my opening joke.
Belle: Say something.
Red: We think you’ll make a great comedian.
Red: What am I going to do with you Belle?
Belle: Your little dwarf friend is lovely! I’ve not paid for a drink all evening.
Red: I think I better get you home.
Belle: I’ll be fine….just as soon as the room stops spinning.
All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of Felix