Charming: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Regina: Why is there never a pen around when I need one?
Regina: Rumple, how long do you think Charming will be asleep for?
Rumplestiltskin: At least until Snow and Emma get back, why?
Regina: No reason. I was just wondering if I had enough time to go out and buy some pens.
Rumplestiltskin: Isn’t drawing on his face a little childish?
Regina: Are you honestly telling me that the idea didn’t even cross your mind?
Rumplestiltskin: I may have entertained the notion for a minute or two.
Rumplestiltskin: What sort of pen were you thinking of using?
Regina: I don’t know, I was thinking maybe a biro?
Rumplestiltskin: Black marker pen would be more noticeable.
Rumplestiltskin: It’d be quicker too.
Rumplestiltskin: Of course if you want to use a silly little biro then go ahead.
Regina: What about a black felt tip pen?
Rumplestiltskin: And where are you planning to find one of those?
Regina: Henry has a stash, I’m sure he won’t notice if one goes missing.
Regina: What made you decide to put Charming under a sleeping curse anyway? I thought he was your “friend”?
Rumplestiltskin: Lets just say Belle and I needed some Charming-free time.
Regina: I don’t think I wanted to know that.
All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of Felix