28. Don’t pay your federal or state income tax. You don’t officially exist out there anyway.
29. If you file a claim for insurance, and list “giant threw my car,” expect to be rejected.
30. If you see a wolf with different colored eyes–that is not Ruby, so be careful. If you do not see this wolf, don’t worry. It won’t be the only thing to mysteriously vanish after you thought it might be more important than it turned out to be.
31. If you are out wandering in the woods, make sure Mary Margret is not shooting arrows. She occasionally misses her target. Unless you are made of wood, it will hurt.
32. Don’t worry about overcrowding a small loft apartment. There are no occupancy limits in the leases.
33. If you change your mind about living space, check the obituaries. ( A small trailer and a large house on the edge of town with a nice garden have just become available.)
34. There’s also a room with a view in the clock tower above the library that’s now available for public use as a storage facility.
35. If your child needs to miss school for a few weeks, don’t worry, the teachers aren’t there either.
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass