50. If you see happen to see a scruffy pirate lurking about, don’t mention crocodiles.
51. Have you been framed for a fake murder recently? Don’t rely on the local police force or justice court to give you a fair trial in front of a jury of your peers. It might just be worth the high price to enlist the questionable services of the town’s sole lawyer.
[adrotate group="5"]
"That’s how you know you’ve really got a home. When you leave it, there’s this feeling that you can’t shake. You just miss it." Neal Cassidy