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Everyone, name your absolute worst, or funniest Once Upon A Time crack theories, and why. But we will not judge because we are family! I’ll start it off.
Worst Crack Theory: Rapunzel somehow being Rumpelstilskin’s mother.
The reason I thought this was because how their names similar sound alike, and Rumple knowing how to spin golden thread, and he was raised by spinsters. Rapunzel was raised by a witch who could have been a spinster, and had long flowing hair…. So that was my worst crack theory! Whose next?
[adrotate group="5"]"If you go as far as you can see...you will then see enough to go even further." - Finn Balor
It’s not mine but the award for best crack theory for the Summer of 2013 is, for sure, Undead Milah Mermaid.
I think it topped Baelicchio the Wizard of Neverland.
Let’s see, some of the crack I’ve got right now:
(from WL) The prisoner in the cage is not only The Sultan and Jafar’s father, but is also Aladdin and Jasmine is his mother
"He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"the link to my beloved theory on once after my daddy Pan come true:
https://oncepodcast.com/forums/topic/who-are-the-spinsters-2/page/4/#post-225175
Heros don't get their Happy Ending!
I had a theory that Tamara was Raven Baxter (an African American teen psychic from an old Disney show called Thats So Raven). The reason I this makes a lot of sense though. Tamara was set to appear the same episode we learned how Rumpel got his ability to see the future. Also she was the only black, non-Tiana, popular Disney character I could think of. Plus the scarf she had on was very fashionable and Raven designed her own clothes so yea. That’s my crack theory for ya
"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGICI came up with undead Milah mermaid, and I had one on that Pan would be Hook’s dad. Sometime later I suggested that teenage Pan was both Hook’s and Rumpel’s dad.
The strangest one though I made up was that Belle mother and Hook’s father are the same person (off a joke answer in a lightening round)–Virginia Wolfe wrote a novel called Orlando. It has been made into a movie with Tilda Swinson. It is about a person who lives 400 years never growing old and turning from man to woman. So my crack theory was they would fit in an adaptation of her story.
Then today I was noticing Jo’s avatar picture of MRJ and the expression put me in mind of this actor Jeffrey Donnovan from Burn Notice. So I decided he should play Neal’s half brother from Hook and Milah who Hook thought died, but really didn’t because Milah secretly gave the child away at birth, and pretended the child died as she didn’t want to be a mother. He can also be Emma’s real true love, combining the best of both personalities without the negative history of either. Except it is still angsty and messed up. Then I decided he should be the Wizard of Oz. . If this can also get them to have Bruce Campbell on the show and some kind of Evil Dead/Ash reference, then all will be crack-tastic as I could wish.
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
Ok this is not mine but I had to remind everyone of it: my favourite was from Jenny. dr. Whale is the Gingerbread man.
Ok hmm as to mine: Alice as Grace’s mother (was not crack at the time but will obviously not be true now)
One I still want: Dr. Frankenstein and Dr. Jeckyll used to be roommates (yes I want Jeckyll and dracula to come from land without colour)
Another theory I heard which is my favourite that I think is slightly crack: the book is written by Adult Henry From The Futre.
Lol I love celebrating crack theories (there was a long time where i thought that Pan as Rumple’s father was crack so anything can happen on this show including Swan Queen for those woh are into that ship I won’t judge)
Magic always comes with a price, so I pay with visa.
One I still want: Dr. Frankenstein and Dr. Jeckyll used to be roommates (yes I want Jeckyll and dracula to come from land without colour)
Ok, I want this too–and Dr. Jekyll can be played by Jeffrey Donovan and amp up the crack with my Hook’s son/Neal’s half brother thing. Who cares as long as they also just get Bruce Campbell as they say on the internet “for reasons.”
I do seriously want more of the monster world because in part I feel they wasted Anders but in part it is just different and awesome potentially. The Wizard of OZ starts off B&W so maybe Dorothy ‘s “Kansas” is really in that land and Rumple mistakenly thought slippers went to the land without magic but they did not?
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
Up until the episode where Regina killed Graham and finally acknowledged on the show that she was AWARE she was the Evil Queen, I was honestly thinking it was all a made up fantasy in Henrys head >__> was I the only one?
"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC
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