Due to my height, I never wear heels, and generally it’s funky heels that are fun shoes to shop for, (though a friend of mine does have a pair of sequin covered super glittery flats that she got at a fairy shop which are FABULOUS), so I don’t get the whole obsession with shoes that’s stereotypical for my gender.
So I’m gonna side with condiments. And now I’m craving a hotdog.