Ladies and gentlemen, This is Captain Potato speaking. Welcome onboard Train 322 with service from Castle Tallahassee to Sad Town with possible layovers in MO, DO, BO, FA, the Great Bison Ranch, and the Historic Yellow Bug Boat House. We are currently first in line for departure and are expected to be on the railroad immediately. There is the possibility of some turbulence on the way, and we just got word that there might be a herd of rogue bison on the tracks down the way. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all baggage underneath your seat or in the overhead compartments. We also ask that your seats and table trays are in the upright position for departure. Enjoy your trip.
Keeper Nealfire's/Bae's scarf, Henry and Neal's bribery ice cream sundae, Baelfire's sword, the coconut map, and more.