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Do You Wanna Kill Zelena? (Brief song parody)

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  • This topic has 9 replies, 6 voices, and was last updated 10 years, 10 months ago by lady.
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  • June 11, 2014 at 5:36 pm #273386
    TheWatcher
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    Was having some fun in the chat earlier, and wanted everyone to see the idiocy of me šŸ˜› so anyway, the dagger is convincing Rumpel to kill Zelema:
    *to the tune of “Do You Wanna Build A SnowMan?”:
    Dagger: *knocks* Rumpel? Do you wanna kill Zelena?
    Come on, let’s go and slay.
    No one will see her anymore, we’ll lock the door, and hide the corpse awaaayyy.
    I know you said you wouldn’t, but it’s just me and you, let’s go watch Zelena diiiieeeee…..
    Do you wanna kill Zelena? We don’t have to tell Reginaaa
    Rumpel: Okay, dearie.
    Dagger: This witch shall diiiieeee >:)

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    "I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
    Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

    June 11, 2014 at 5:47 pm #273390
    PriceofMagic
    Participant

    LOL šŸ˜†

    All magic comes with a price!

    Keeper of Felix
    June 17, 2014 at 9:46 am #274158
    obisgirl
    Participant

    Most impressive šŸ™‚ Lol.

    June 17, 2014 at 3:42 pm #274213
    TheWatcher
    Participant

    I’m also working on a verse about killing Mila and Pan, but I’m having trouble with it xS

    "I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
    Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

    July 19, 2014 at 9:04 pm #277939
    nealfanforever
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    I love it Watcher!

    I thought I’d add a song about Peter Pan.

    When just a lad, little Rumple named his straw doll, Peter Pan. After hundreds of years Rumple returns to Neverland and has the little doll back in his shirt pocket. The straw doll jumps out of Rumple’s pocket, clings to Rumple’s face…and while looking him straight in the eye… knocks on Rumple’s forehead…

    Do you want to go see Papa?
    If you do, I’d bring a blade.
    I’ve been waiting oh so many years, and now your here, so make that green thief go away!

    I am just a toy doll, he stole my name, and made it something dark!
    Do you want to go kill Papa?
    Make sure to stab him through the heart.

    Twitter - @Milkglass123

    July 22, 2014 at 5:32 pm #278247
    TheWatcher
    Participant

    The rhythm is kind of off but bare with me here šŸ˜›

    *knocks* Rumpel?

    Do you wanna go kill Milaaa?

    How dare she run awaaayyy?

    She says she doesn’t love you anymore, ran out the door, and left you to raise Baeee!

    Its gets so very lonely.

    All these empty nights.

    Judt watching your son cry “Mooom?”

    Do you wanna go kill Milaa?

    We’ll dump the body in a rivaaaa (river :P)

     

    "I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
    Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

    August 15, 2014 at 10:58 pm #280248
    once_dude
    Participant

    Was having some fun in the chat earlier, and wanted everyone to see the idiocy of me :P so anyway, the dagger is convincing Rumpel to kill Zelema: *to the tune of ā€œDo You Wanna Build A SnowMan?ā€: Dagger: *knocks* Rumpel? Do you wanna kill Zelena? Come on, let’s go and slay. No one will see her anymore, we’ll lock the door, and hide the corpse awaaayyy. I know you said you wouldn’t, but it’s just me and you, let’s go watch Zelena diiiieeeee….. Do you wanna kill Zelena? We don’t have to tell Reginaaa Rumpel: Okay, dearie. Dagger: This witch shall diiiieeee >:)

    I would pay good money for this whole “song” to be put up on youtube, with Milah then Pan then Zeleena, or maybe a verse like “do you want to kill the dark one?” maybe I should write that one.

    Magic always comes with a price, so I pay with visa.

    August 16, 2014 at 10:57 am #280266
    PriceofMagic
    Participant

    Can you keep a little Secret? to the tune of do you wanna build a Snowman? sung by Young Regina

    Regina:*knocks* Snow White?

    Can you keep a little secret?
    Don’t tell on what you’ve seen?
    My mother will be mad at me, won’t set me free, telling is just meeeeeeeeean
    I want to marry Daniel, we’ll be so happy, just watching the years pass byyyyyyyy
    Can you keep a little secret? It’s just a teeny tiny secret
    Snow: Okay, Regina
    Regina:Thank you bye

    Regina: How could you tell my secret?
    Daniel’s dead because of yoooooooooou!
    My mother crushed his heart, so very fast
    Danny’s complexion is now bluuuuuuuuue!

    Regina: You said you’d keep my secret
    Now I hate you
    What are you gonna doooooooo?
    You couldn’t keep my secret
    You’ll wish you kept my secret.

    All magic comes with a price!

    Keeper of Felix
    August 16, 2014 at 11:12 am #280267
    TheWatcher
    Participant

    POM I love that!!!!

    "I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
    Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

    August 16, 2014 at 3:32 pm #280278
    lady
    Participant

    Love it all!:D

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