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November 12, 2014 at 6:06 pm #289918FelieParticipant
The rules are simple; choose three OUAT characters (living, or dead), one you would… *ahem* bed, one you would wed (marry), and you would behead (kill), and explain why you chose them.
For example, I choose;
1) Bed – Zelena! I love redheads, plus she’s very sexy and I bet she’d be craz… moving on
2) Wed – Snow. She’s loyal, dependable, a good wife, a caring mother, and beautiful too!
3) behead – Rumple. I. Just. Don’t. Like. Him. So much killing.So tell me guys, who would you bed/wed/behead? And why? You can go into more detail than I did above as to why you choose the characters you do. And you can make comments on the choices of others, but please don’t be judgmental/condescending/hateful.
EDIT; if you really wanna make it fun you can do two lists – one for male characters and one for females.
1) Bed – There’s not enough money in the world! But if there was I’d have to say… Hook? He’d leave me alone afterwards, right?
2) Wed – David. He’s kind, brave, sweet, and a good husband/father.
3) behead – Since I chose a dude last time, this time I’ll go for Cora. She’s annoying, I guess. Plus she abandoned a baby, soooo yep! She’s gotta go![adrotate group="5"]"so there’s this new show….."
"there’s lesbians in it"November 12, 2014 at 6:09 pm #289919PriceofMagicParticipantMy choices are:
Bed- Rumple- I don’t mind taking care of his “rather large estate”.
Wed- Charming- He would be a great husband.
Behead- Zelena- She was so annoying.All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixNovember 12, 2014 at 6:18 pm #289921obisgirlParticipantBed – Hook. The leather, the hook, I’ve written and read too many NC-17 Captain Swan fanfictions, that if he were real, I would.
Wed – Robin Hood. He lives by a code (which can be frustrating at times) but it is admirable.
Behead – Rumple. He used to be my favorite and now, I just cannot stand him. I have a seething hate him that didn’t exist for three seasons.
November 12, 2014 at 6:18 pm #289922FelieParticipantMy choices are:
Bed- Rumple- I don’t mind taking care of his “rather large estate”.
Wed- Charming- He would be a great husband.
Behead- Zelena- She was so annoying."so there’s this new show….."
"there’s lesbians in it"November 12, 2014 at 6:22 pm #289923PriceofMagicParticipantSecond list
Bed- Tinkerbell
Wed- Belle
Behead- Robin- I really dislike Robin so much right now.All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixNovember 12, 2014 at 6:42 pm #289928TheWatcherParticipantMales:
Bed: Graham… Had to be a reason Regina kept him around so long 😛
Wed: Neal. It’s a bonus because I get to bed him too 😉
Behead: Hook. Obvious reasons.
Females:
Bed: Maleficent.
Wed: Cora. We would combine powers our dark powers and take over the land 😛
Behead: Bo-Peep
"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGICNovember 12, 2014 at 6:49 pm #289932FelieParticipantMales:
Bed: Graham… Had to be a reason Regina kept him around so long
Wed: Neal. It’s a bonus because I get to bed him too
Behead: Hook. Obvious reasons.
Females:
Bed: Maleficent.
Wed: Cora. We would combine powers our dark powers and take over the land
Behead: Bo-Peep
Lol! You know what, I never even thought of that! Hmm… I’m gonna make a change –
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Wed – Ingrid. She was (and I bet deep down still is) sweet, kind, loving, plus she’s fit as hell, and just a tad frightening! I’ll get a nanny for the kids…"so there’s this new show….."
"there’s lesbians in it"November 12, 2014 at 7:46 pm #289960KebParticipantFirst choice:
Bed: Hook. He’s hot but he’s also got a little bit of a geeky side (he’s surprisingly good at research) and I confess I like the smell of leather.
Wed: Rumple. He doesn’t cheat, he loves clothes and shinies, and he appreciates a good theatrical dance. Worth the risk of having one’s heart crushed. Obviously, one doesn’t cheat on him, so the bedding would have to be before.
Behead: I…this is hard for me, I don’t like killings. But if I have to, Cora. We can do it in Wonderland so she can survive if she’ll actually be nice.
Gender Switch:
Bed: Maaaaaaaybe Emma. She’s pretty passionate and she knows how to pick locks and stuff, so it could be quite the adventure.
Wed: Belle. It would be weirdly like marrying a (much tinier) twin, but I’m of the opinion she’d make the perfect wife.
Behead: Right now…maybe Robin Hood for being a jerk to his family AND the woman he claims to love. But I don’t really want him dead. The one who most deserves it is probably George but I don’t want him dead either because I want more delicious George villainy. I wasn’t so attached to James. I guess he can die. Though it’s sad David never got to know his brother. This is hard!
Keeper of Belle's Gold magic, sand dollar, cloaks, purple FTL outfit, spell scroll, library key, copy of Romeo and Juliet, and cry-muffling pillow, Rumple's doll, overcoat, and strength, and The Timeline. My spreadsheet: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6r8CySCCWd9R0RUNm4xR3RhMEU/view?usp=sharing
November 12, 2014 at 8:01 pm #289965JosephineParticipantI’ll bite.
Bed: Rumple, of course. I hope I don’t have to explain myself on this one. Just….yeah. Yeah.
Wed: Toughie. Obvious choice is the steadfast and loyal Charming. Then there is my precious Neal. Oh, Neal. But as I picked his father for bedding that might be a little messy. So I’m going to go against the expected choices and pick Archie.
Behead: Hook. I really won’t go into why, but I have my many, many, many reasons.
Keeper of Rumplestiltskin's and Neal's spears and war paint and crystal ball.
November 12, 2014 at 8:05 pm #289966truidiaParticipantLadies:
Bed: Ruby. I don’t really think I need to explain myself.
Wed: Regina. She loves with her entire being and lasagna is win (Granny’s is frozen, and is therefore disqualified).
Behead: Blue Fairy. So shady.Gents:
Bed: Graham. Sexy times.
Wed: Billy. RIP.
Behead: King George. -
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