From Lily Sparks…
Prince Hans works fast, guys. I don’t even know how he anticipated the Blackbeard move, but he was two steps ahead on that one. Before anyone could so much as outbid him for the Wishing Star, he’d drained their bank accounts and arranged for them to be tied up, thrown in a trunk, and tossed onto the very spot where Anna’s parents had died years before. Yeah, I don’t know how he figured out where that spot was either, since presumably no one survived that shipwreck but Hans, dude. He’s on top of his stuff
So guys, add Wishing Stars to our growing list of whoozits and whatzells that allow people to easily cross realms in the OUATverse, along with mermaids, top hats, Pan’s Shadow, Pegasus feathers, unicorn queefs, and other evidence that Rumple absolutely did not have to make Regina to cast that darn curse in the first place because there were a million less-complicated ways to get to earth, JUST SAYING.
And then this stuff happened, and I cackled until I could’ve wept. There were chunks of CGI glass floating through the air ducts!?!?!!!! Okay WHO, like WHO greenlit this?!? Insanity. INSANITY!!!! It did not sync up with the actors reacting to the imagined sensation of ground glass falling on their faces, in a way that was similarly hilarious.
