Ok I want to make a happier one than this but sometimes, you just have to roll your eyes and let out a little steam at fandom antics.
Here you go:
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“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass