”Swan you have a mighty kingdom there” *points at the world map*.
”What the crocodile is an animal. How ashamed am I” *Hook kicks man dressed as the crocodile who then falls down* ”At last mate, your dead”.
*Hook accidently walks into Disneyland and bumps it himself* ”Arrrr I’ll get you crocodile” ”So that’s what Swan meant. Aren’t I a dashing rapscallion”.
*Hook walks down the street and someone bumps into him* ”Sorry there mate” ”Ahh finally another pirate in this world. How do you cope mate and where do you dock your ship”.