Nealfire Frozen Do You Wanna Build A Snowman Parody Neal Cassidy, why are you not in Storybrooke? Neal? (Knocking: Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock) Why are you not in Storybrooke? Come on out and show your face We never see you anymore We need hope for sure- It’s like you’ve gone away- We used to see you more often And now we don’t We wish you would tell us why!- Why are you not in Storybrooke? Just come on screen for just a minute A&E: NO SPOILERS Firethieves: Okay, bye… (Knocking) Why are you not in Storybrooke? We need to see your dashing smile We think some screentime is overdue We’ve started talking to the pictures on our dashes- (Hang in there, MRJ!) It gets a little lonelY All these empty scenes, Just watching the show tick by- (Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock) Firethieves: (Knocking) Neal? Please, we know you’re in there, People are asking where you’ve been They say “have hope”, and we’re trying to We’re right out here for you, just let us in We only have each other It’s just you and us What are we gonna do? Why are you not in Storybrooke?
This might be the single greatest thing I’ve ever read. Seriously. I haven’t even seen Frozen (though I know this song) and this like genius. You get cookies. Lots of them.
Can’t take credit for it- it was put in my ask box on tumblr I posted a thank you to the anon though
