Ok, now I’m done. But this is my favorite reaction to the pic so far tonight:
(Pic of Killian in new FTL outfit is texted to me)
Me: *looks at phone* GASP.
Dude: What?
Me: *looks at dude*
Dude: What??
Me: *looks at pic of Killian*
Dude: What???
Me: *looks back at dude, takes in beer dribble on shirt, baggy jeans*
Me: *looks back at Prince Killian*
Dude: WHAT.
Me: You look like a visible fart.