Um. Heather. Don’t do that. Captain Potato sails that river, and you do NOT want to get taken aboard his ship.
Sad town is better. I promise.
If I throw myself into the river, I’m probably dead from drowning so I won’t have to worry about that Captain Potato guy, LOL 😉
Sad town is a place I lived a lot during my six years of Lost fandom (especially in seasons five & six) so I’m not really sure I want to go back there quite yet! 😮