"He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"
Now I’m just picturing an office version of Hell where Facilier is trying to work his way up from imp to middle-management.
Hah! Actually, have you ever read Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s Good Omens? One of the protagonists is this imp-like character struggling with, among other things, Hell’s outdated and cumbersome bureaucracy. Your comment reminded me of it — highly recommend it, it’s very silly and riotously funny.
(seconds this recommendation)
(recommends anything by Gaiman)