Meanwhile, Rumple was hauling *** the hell out of town which was easily the most brilliant heroic thing he’s ever done. Yes, get Belle out of that hell hole to a town that appreciates her and makes use of its librarians! But Belle was like, “There are people I care about back in that town how can you be so cowardly as to leave them?” to which I make the reply: WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!
Oh Jesus, THIS! Actually, the whole review is brilliant, thanks @RG for posting. I too thought that hauling their tush out of that godforesaken town was the best thing they could’ve done. Not very brave? Pfah. As Emma said, there’s plenty of “heroes” running around town, not that this made anyone’s life better. Seriously, move to NYC! Don’t like NYC? Move to Vermont and open a hipster coffeeshop/antique store/book store and be done with it. I’ll miss them, but it’ll give me permission to stop watching this pile of crazy.
I used to think that the accusation that A&E are trolling their audience was a bit harsh. Not anymore. After this last masterchunk, I think OUAT really is trolling for lulz.