Rumple: Miss Swan? There’s someone I’d like you to meet. This is Milah, my ex-wife. And Hook’s ex, also. She’s also Baelfire’s mother, of course. Emma knew him as Neal. They had a torrid affair, which resulted in a scandalous teenage pregnancy. In prison.
Emma: Yeah, well…
Milah: So, you’ve been with my former lover… and my son? Is that right?
Emma: Huh.
Rumple: I’m sure we’re gonna laugh ourselves sick about all this one day. I suggest you follow me before this gets even more awkward.
I’d forgotten this dialogue. You’re right, it’s hilarious. I love the few self-aware moments we get from the writers. And I liked the twist of this episode meaning RumBelle’s baby belonged to Hades. It’s probably my 3rd favorite episode of S5 after “Sisters” and “Souls of the Departed.”