Anton: Dude, why are all the women staring at me?
Grumpy: Because you’re the new guy in town, because you have a beard which is supposedly scientifically proven to be more attractive to women. Pick one.
Anton: Reason or woman?
Grumpy: Okay, they’re checking you out. Don’t panic, women can smell fear, especially the two behind the counter.
Anton: Be cool, Anton. Just sit down and be cool.
Snow: I find you very sexy.
Charming: Why thank you, darling.
Snow: I wasn’t talking to you, sweetie.
Anton: This is awkward.
Charming: Why doesn’t my wife find me sexy?
Anton: Have you tried growing a beard?
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All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of Felix