Charming: You guys are the greatest, trying to cheer me up, especially after yesterday with Henry saying mean things to me.
Charming: Red, Rumple said you had a surprise for me?
Red: Did he now?
Charming: Yeah, he did, so what is it?
Red: um………..
Red: You had to bring him here, didn’t you?
Rumplestiltskin: Of course I did. I don’t want him crying on me again.
Red: It’s a shame Belle isn’t here, he could’ve cried on her if he needs it.
Rumple: Unfortunately Belle is sleeping off a hangover because somebody didn’t look after her properly last night.
Red: That wasn’t my fault. I wasn’t buying her drinks, you can’t blame me for that.
Rumplestiltskin: I don’t, I blame your little dwarf friend.
Red: I’ll never tell you his name!
Rumplestiltskin: Oh you will.
Rumplestiltskin: Was it Happy?
Red: No
Rumplestiltskin: Was it Sleepy?
Red: No
Rumplestiltskin: I’m going to keep asking until you tell me.
Charming: Where are we going? Is it a mystery tour? I love mystery tours, is my surprise at the end of it?
Rumplestiltskin: Was it Dopey?
Red: No
Rumplestiltskin: Was it Doc?
Rumplestiltskin: That’s all I needed to know.
Charming: You know I’m starting to think there is no surprise. Red! How could you let me down like that?
Red: Rumplestiltskin, you are such a-
Rumplestiltskin: Language, Dearie!
All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of Felix