Sadly, David is such a hot mess and is in need of so much psychological help that I find myself in the awkward position of hoping that MM will move on and find someone else – she can do much better. But I’m guessing that would drastically change the outcome of the series.
But seriously, come on. David is like the male equivalent of Sybil. He was James 1.0, then he was James 2.0, then he was coma David, then he was post-coma David, then he was post-coma- married-but-I-have-no-idea-who-the-heck-you-are-Kathryn David, then he was married-but-I-really- love-MM David, then he was I-really-love-MM-but-I’m-going-to-try-to-make-it-work-with-Kathryn David, then he was it’s-really-never-going-to-work-with-Kathryn-so-I’m-now-REALLY-going-to-be-with- MM David, then he was I-really-have-no-talent-for-relationships-with-women-in-any-way- shape-or-form David. Now he’s in-desparate-need-of-psychiatric-treatment-but-I act-on-my- hypnotic-therapy-prior-to-discussing-it’s-meaning-with-my-doctor David. I heard Katy Perry’s “Hot N Cold” the other day and I thought we should make that David’s official theme song because the man can’t make a decision to save his life and is like a schizophrenic on a medication holiday.
I really hope they do SOMETHING with his character by the end of the season. It can be something desparately WRONG (like I fear it will be) like getting together with Regina, as long as the man makes a decision and sticks with it for awhile.