If Snow doesn’t have a sword, I’ll be pissed. If Charming isn’t a humble farm boy, I’ll be pissed. If the Evil Queen doesn’t have a sympathetic backstory, I’ll be pissed. And if Belle isn’t in love with a crazy magic man, I’ll be pissed.
I would add:
– if the Evil Queen isn’t this super-duper sexy bad ass, I’ll be pissed
– if Red isn’t a wolf, I’ll be pissed
– if Granny isn’t hardcore, I’ll be pissed
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