Gosh, this theorizing is starting to sound exactly like the folk song “House Carpenter”. Boy, that song is depressing. It’s a story about a woman abandoning her baby and husband to go off with her true love. It ends tragically. i’m on a tablet and can’t get YouTube so here is a link to the lyrics.
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/nickelcreek/housecarpenter.html
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Keeper of Rumplestiltskin's and Neal's spears and war paint and crystal ball.