Me, me, me. That’s MEEEEEE. I’m a stepmom. There is no hope for us when it comes to Fairy Tales – we are doomed from the start. Society grooms us from childhood to view the likes of me as the scum of the earth – capable of trying to poison her stepchildren with fruit, making her beautiful step-children do all of the household chores in order to deny them access to royalty while allowing her ugly biological children the run of the palace, blah, blah, blah. Yes, that pretty much sums up an average day in my life. Unfortunately I don’t look quite as good as Regina in my standard issue stepmother skin-tight black leather pants and cape.