36) If you’re a lower-level crew type pirate, and you visit the Echo Cave, remember that despite the old rhyme, sticks and stones might break your bones, but words can really, really, really, hurt you. Either that, or you need a map because you are that hopeless half of you will get lost in a 1 room cave.
37)If you pick up a sea conch, remember ring once for Squid, twice for Mermaid. Inter dimensional call charges may apply, including second chances at reuniting with lost Prince loves.
38) Amateur hour lasts longer than an hour.
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass