I don’t know whether Archie would want to do one of those shows since Archie wants to help people with their problems not make them a public spectacle. Rumple and Regina certainly wouldn’t go on that sort of show, they’re very private people. Belle would stick by Rumple so she wouldn’t go on. Emma and Bae don’t seem like the type that would want to air their problems to the rest of Storybrooke either. Hook might take part if only to do a “poor me, Rumplestiltskin is mean” routine and maybe attract some women who want to help fix him, Charming and Snow might go on if only to show that they can overcome any problem like a PR morale stunt. Henry wouldn’t be allowed on because he’s only a child.
Maybe they should do like a home movie filmed by Henry at Thinksgiving where all his family is around for dinner and he catches people on camera at moments their not expecting, like RumBelle making out and trying to pretend that not what they were doing, Emma putting on her make up, Snowing arguing over cooking the meal, Bae shaving, etc.
All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of Felix