Reply To: What Was Your Worst/Funniest Once Crack Theories? Home › Forums › Once Upon a Time › General discussion and theories › What Was Your Worst/Funniest Once Crack Theories? › Reply To: What Was Your Worst/Funniest Once Crack Theories? December 4, 2013 at 9:55 pm #228082 RumplesGirlKeymaster It’s not mine but the award for best crack theory for the Summer of 2013 is, for sure, Undead Milah Mermaid. I think it topped Baelicchio the Wizard of Neverland. Let’s see, some of the crack I’ve got right now: (from WL) The prisoner in the cage is not only The Sultan and Jafar’s father, but is also Aladdin and Jasmine is his mother [adrotate group="5"] "He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"