So one night August picks up this hot blonde at a bar, (casting call said she’s a party girl), and he gets her alone and thinks he’s about to get lucky, and then she blurts out, “I know you’re Pinocchio,” then tells him all about who she is, and who Nealfire is, and Rumple and the dagger and the whole thing.
Ooh, that is interesting. I definitely can see Tink in a green sequined strapless mini shooting pool (like Lacey), eyeing up August.
THat would be Tink’s surprising connection, because it isn’t so surprising to connect her to Bae, but if her story links to his in the “real” world would be quite surprising, that she was actually there and involved in their lives years ago
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass