3×13 . . . WITCH HUNT . . . FAVORITE DIALOGUE

[PriceofMagic]

Hook: Bloody Hell- Sorry Hook but the Knave says it better.

Snow: They’re being turned into flying monkeys?
Hook: Yes, he took on simian form with the added bonus of wings.- well done at describing a flying monkey Hook!

[lorem ipsum]

I don’t remember the exact wording but:

David: You were going to get married?!

Hook: Did you not hear the part where I said ‘monster’?

[Cinders]

Henry “what were you in for?”
Snow. “Banditry.”
That line cracked me up.

[spitweet]

My very favorite line was Regina to Robin : The one thing I haven’t had in YEARS….someone to DESTROYYYY

I laugh out loud every time !!! LMFAO ! Her eyes come alive hahah gotta love her !

[kfchimera]

I loved the Whale line “I’m a doctor not a vet” and I loved the Wicked saying to Regina’s “you’re green” “And you’re rude” or whatever the exact line is.

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass

[once_dude]

ok, serious question not really if snow went to prison with emma for banditry what was david in there for? agravated assault on a  dragon.

Magic always comes with a price, so I pay with visa.

[Myril]

Haven’t done this for a while, but because it was finally an episode I had fun to watch more than once again, and loved it, not by chance it’s a Jane Espenson episode, here some quotes. Have fun (and as usually, don’t take my commentary serious)

Wicked Witch: Now, that’s how you wear a dress.
(they certainly inherited their fashion sense from their mother. btw, how practically is their method of changing clothes – wooosh! That is maybe even better than beaming between places.)

Wicked Witch: I know I look lovely.
(she is a woman in her own rights)

Red: Seems like old times, doesn’t it? Except not running from Regina, but with her.”
(so true, like old times, like season 01 old times feelings, like the show is really really back maybe, like Red and Snow being a great team… uhm, sorry, getting sentimental here)

Red: If she hadn’t tried to hurt us so many times, I might be worried about her.
(she says it)

Regina: I’m always thinking about Henry
(we know, that is part of the problem)

Regina: See, not so scary. Now you have a new toy.
(be aware of strangers. just saying)

Hook: Almost harvest time, but you can’t remember the planting. That’s bad luck, mate.
(Hooook! Ssssh. This is a Sunday family time show… the mind of a pirate *shakes disapprovingly her head but with a smirk*)

Charming (to Snow): Message via bird… that does sound like you.
(Honey, it’s called Twitter actually, and it’s a tweet)

Grumpy: We lost another one. We’re down to five now.
(five little monkeys jumping on the bed … or was it ten… okay, would be seven dwarfs here, and merry men, forest not bed … and no head bumping…)

Snow: Oz? That is a real place?
(surprise!)

Regina: The bookworm’s right. It’s quite real.
(see, it’s good to be a bookworm, nothing surprises us, we know how to handle things)

Regina: The Wicked Witch
Grumpy: We talking East or West?
Snow: Does it matter? Neither one sounds good.
Grumpy: One you drop a house on. The other you toss a bucket of water at.
(Belle and Grumpy would make a great team)

Charming: So, Regina, what exactly are we up against besides green skin and a pointy hat?
(Charming reads books too!)

Charming: What did you do to her?
Regina: This time nothing. Never met her.
(Change! But will change…)

Charming: This isn’t a personal vendetta? Shocking.
(indeed, we’re so shocked. but, wait, deary, some things don’t change on this show)

Regina: I don’t care if the lollipop guild is protecting her.
(welcome to Oz)

Ruby (to Henry) Lucky guess. You’ve got a… cinnamon kind of face.
(Ruby, let’s hope your smile is more convincing or distracting Henry so he will not wonder much more)

Henry: Are you helping my mom with the case? (whispering to Emma) Or are they the one who jumped bail?
(once upon a time in an enchanted forest there was an evil queen, who forced her stepdaughter to live as outlaw, and there was a young fake prince, who fell in love with the outlaw. The evil queen send one of her best hunters…)

Snow: We were cell mates.
Henry: Really? What were you in for?
Snow: Banditry.
(like mother like daughter, so to speak)

Regina: Why are you here?
Emma: Storybrooke, a new curse, missing year… why do you think?
(for SwanQueen feast maybe? 😉 )

Regina: I cast curses to hurt other people, not myself.
(time for confessions)

Little John: Its aim is truer than any I’ve seen without magic.
(technology for some is magic)

Little John: Speaking of eating, I see dinner.
(bon appetit)

Robin Hood: Only missed by a feather’s length. Seems that bow has improved your aim.
(every micrometer is improvement)

Hook: You mean the monster you were gonna marry?
(jealous?)

Charming (to Emma):You were gonna marry someone?
Hook (to Charming): Did you just miss the part where I said “monster”?
(marry is the the important part here, mate, monster or whatever, his Charming’s daughter was about to m a r r y !)

Regina: For once I’m just as clueless as the rest of you.
(for once?)

Regina: You think I care about my house? About my job? About any of these things?
(but most people seem to do, status symbols)

Archie: Regina, please, just tell us the truth. We’ll understand.
Granny: Speak for yourself!
(fans bickering)

Regina: So now you’re siding with the rabble?
(it’s in the family, you know)

Regina: I’m innocent
(yeah… no, not believing you, in no way)

Regina: If you all want me to be the Evil Queen. Then fine, that’s exactly who you’ll get.
(yes, please!)

Regina: No.
Robin Hood: “No” what?
Regina: You’re not.
Robin Hood: Not coming along? I do believe I am. I can help.
Regina: I didn’t ask for help.
Robin Hood: Well, that doesn’t mean you won’t need it.
(true love in the making)

Regina: Who knew a thief had honor.
Robin Hood: Who knew an Evil Queen had a soft spot for children?
(who knew there is maybe a future couple talking)

Regina: Don’t get in my way.
Robin Hood: Oh. I wouldn’t dream of it.
(of course not. flirting 101)

Emma: An earthquake?
Regina: I had to make a statement.
(a moving one)

Regina: Maybe this was some super-complicated, ingenious plan.
(it isn’t?)

Emma: My superpower may not be perfect, but with you Regina, I always know when you’re lying.
(guess we need some smelling salts for the SwanQueen fandom: Are you okay, maybe want to sit, glass of water? Take a deep breath. And then rewind.)

Regina (to Robin Hood): I simply need to put it (the fire) out. You need to stay out of my way.
(no subtext reading here, no, nope… of course)

Regina: I may have done bad things in my life, but at least I own it.
(evil, Evil Queen)

Robin Hood: It appears the Wicked Witch is a formidable foe.
(we hope so)

Robin Hood (to Regina): Clearly you have the touch of a mother.
(getting on the Queens good side, are we)

Snow: My God. Did you know there’s something called “cradle cap”? Babies get it on their heads. It’s a crusty , yellow, greasy, scaly skin rash. Seriously! This book uses all of those words.
Henry: Gross. Yes! De-rezzed him
(some Tron here. derez = someone disappearing or dissolving, a program’s equivalent to death, destruction… so Henry makes someone in the game disappear… something for the geeks among us. And, Snow: Yes, books use that many words sometimes, more than 140 signs 😉 )

Wicked Witch: Babies are stronger than you think.
(talking about yourself?)

Wicked Witch: You were a princes! And some of us were just… supporting players.
(feel like hit by a house, so to speak, video games, supporting players… what level are we on?)

Wicked Witch: Helping Snow White with her baby. I can’t think of anything that would make me happier.
(sure)

Regina (to Robin Hood): How dare you threaten me in my own castle!
(the first signs of love are so sweet…)

Robin Hood: We all get a second chance, Regina. You just have to open your eyes to see it.
Regina: It’s too bad mine will be closed.
(no subtext, no, oh no. oh yes.)

Regina: This isn’t an end. It’s an eternal middle. This curse can be broken by the only true love in my life. And the only reason I would even want to wake. My son.
(heart-ripping, uhm -breaking – and so no subtext here)

Emma (to Regina): Either that wall did something to you in the past year, or I’m gonna say it didn’t work.
(maybe both?)

Charming: Okay, I didn’t see that coming.
(what a surprising twist)

Dr. Whale: I’m a doctor not a vet.
(from Tron to some Trek, from programs to the stars)

Regina: Is this really what you do for a living?
Emma: Yeah. It’s called a stakeout.
Regina: And you don’t get… bored?
Emma: I don’t know. You find ways to pass time… eat, talk… mostly watch, which is what we should be doing.
(plenty of subtext here, if anyone hasn’t noticed)

Emma: Because he may not remember all of this, but I do, and I know what he would say. A hero would come back.
(right, heroes are fools)

Wicked Witch: You weren’t even going to say “Hello” first? That’s not exactly the welcome I was expecting.
(life is a witch)

Wicked Witch (to Regina): What does a witch have to do to get your attention?
(some of us would like to know as well)

Wicked Witch: What’s the matter? Has life got you down?
Regina: None of your business.
(family always meddles, particular this family, you’ll see)

Regina: That’s my dress.
Zelena (Wicked Witch): Mm. I had to take it in a little bit at the hips, but… looks better on me, don’t you think?
Regina: I think you never should have left Oz.
Zelena: You can have your castle back if you want it that badly. I was just trying it on for size. Besids I’ve already seen everything worth seeing… your closet, your gardens… your crypt.
(witchy)

Zelena: I’m your sister… Actually half-sister, but… details, details.
(yeah, who cares about details besides the hardest of the hardcore fans 😉 )

Regina: That’s not possible. You’re… green.
Zelena: And you’re rude.
(sisterly love)

Zelena: Cora had me first, before she wormed her way into the dregs of royalty.
(a daughter’s love)

Zelena: Enough with the martyr complex, Regina.
(spoken like a true big sister, and true words)

Regina: Let me guess… You’re mad because he chose me to cast his curse.
(sisterly rivalry)

Zelena: But… despite my shortcomings, I made something of myself, dear. And I didn’t need Cora or Rumplestiltskin.
Regina: Well, it’s too bad they’re not around to see how well you turned out.
(sisterly snark)

Zelena: For me to get what I want, I need you to suffer. You see, what’s in store for me is all my dreams being realized. But for you? Well… it’s a fate worse than death.
(you mean like a real life in a modern world not believing in magic and fairy tales?)

Regina: Bring it, Greenie.
Zelena: Indeed, I will. (conjures a broom) See you soon sis.
(lovely)

Regina: As you said, I just needed to find something to live for.
Robin Hood: And you found it? What?
Regina: The one thing I haven’t had in a very long time… Someone to destroy.
(don’t get your hopes up, and so no subtext to read here, no… yes – come on, didn’t you think, could say as well “being in love” with an adult?)

Henry: Storybrooke is a weird place, but cool.
(yup, we all want to move there, don’t we)

Snow: They’re being turned into flying monkeys?
Hook: Yes. He took on simian form with the added bonus of wings.
(Hook the smarty-pants, he and Henry should have a good time together)

Emma: Wouldn’t be the first flying monkey I’ve dated.
(yup, lady, some luck with your dates)

Emma: The Wicked Witch of the West? … Seriously? She’s real too?
Hook: Says the daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming.
(Hoook! Outch. On the other hand: very true)

Emma: I don’t get it. It’s not like we’re in Kansas. Why would the Wicked Witch of the West want to come to Storybrooke?
(to cite the creators of this show: good question)

Rumple (to Zelena): You never should have brought me back.
(a matter of point of view)

Rumple: You feed the madness and it feeds on you. You feed the madness and it feeds on you. You feed the madness and it feeds on you. (giggles madly)
(show’s getting mad, finally)

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[nonnie]

SNOW TO WWW >”Who were you back in our land?”

WWW TO SNOW > “Oh, no one you’d remember. Not everyone was famous like you.”
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GRUMPY “…East or West?” “Does it matter? They both sound pretty bad.” “Well, one you drop a house on, the other you throw a bucket of water at.”
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[swanning-off]

Hook to Snow, regarding her pregnancy “Almost harvest time, and you can’t remember the planting.”

That, and the “you almost got married?!” “did you miss the bit where I said MONSTER?!” moment… love Pirate Snark 🙂

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