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Emma: Mom, why are we in a big dark cave? I thought we were meant to be camping.
Snow: We are, but I’ve always wanted to try rock climbing.
Emma: Don’t you think you should consult your husband before you nearly break your neck?
Snow: I’m sure he’s fine. Now give me a leg up, that rock there looks quite sturdy.
Emma: Why did I let her talk me into this?[adrotate group="5"]All magic comes with a price!
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Charming: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Regina: Why is there never a pen around when I need one?
Regina: Rumple, how long do you think Charming will be asleep for?
Rumplestiltskin: At least until Snow and Emma get back, why?
Regina: No reason. I was just wondering if I had enough time to go out and buy some pens.
Rumplestiltskin: Isn’t drawing on his face a little childish?
Regina: Are you honestly telling me that the idea didn’t even cross your mind?
Rumplestiltskin: I may have entertained the notion for a minute or two.
Rumplestiltskin: What sort of pen were you thinking of using?
Regina: I don’t know, I was thinking maybe a biro?
Rumplestiltskin: Black marker pen would be more noticeable.
Rumplestiltskin: It’d be quicker too.
Rumplestiltskin: Of course if you want to use a silly little biro then go ahead.
Regina: What about a black felt tip pen?
Rumplestiltskin: And where are you planning to find one of those?
Regina: Henry has a stash, I’m sure he won’t notice if one goes missing.
Regina: What made you decide to put Charming under a sleeping curse anyway? I thought he was your “friend”?
Rumplestiltskin: Lets just say Belle and I needed some Charming-free time.
Regina: I don’t think I wanted to know that.All magic comes with a price!
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Regina: Henry, what are you doing here?
Henry: I thought I’d read to Grandpa. Why?
Regina: No reason. Say, why don’t you take a break and go play with your friends?
Henry: I don’t have any friends. By the way, I noticed one of my black felt tip pens was missing earlier. You haven’t seen it, have you?
Regina: Ummm…….no.
Henry: Are you sure? You’re certain that you’re not hiding it behind your back?
Regina: ……………………..
Henry: Busted! It’s okay though, I always wondered what Grandpa would look like with a moustache.
Regina: You’re not mad?
Henry: Serves him right for being so stupid and believing Rumplestiltskin. I’ll shut my eyes, then if Grandpa asks, I can honestly say that I didn’t see who drew on him.
(Is completely unaware of what’s about to happen)All magic comes with a price!
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Heros don't get their Happy Ending!
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Good always wins < That's just what Rumplestiltskin wants you to think Keeper of Belle's Theme Music, The Queen of Hearts Maze, Cora's Missing Heart,Tiny's Golden Harp
Red: I got here as fast as I could. What’s wrong?
Grumpy: Look up.
Red: “Red and Grumpy forever”. Who would write such a thing?
Grumpy: I don’t know but perhaps they’re on to something.
Grumpy: I wouldn’t say no.
Red: I think I’m going to be sick!
Henry: Little red riding hood ate her first boyfriend. hmm…..I guess that’s what people meant when they called Ruby a maneater.
Red: Henry, where is Rumplestiltskin? I need to hit something and I figured nobody would mind if it was him.
Grumpy: My God, look at Charming’s face. What evil soul would do that?
Happy: It is kind of funny though, what with the twirly moustache and beard and the little flies.
Happy: I mean…how terrible.
Henry: I didn’t see who did that.
Henry: Honestly.
Red: How could you not see? You’re sat right next to him.
Henry: Isn’t it obvious? I had my eyes closed!All magic comes with a price!
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