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May 10, 2013 at 10:01 pm #192915obisgirlParticipant
😆 😆 These just get better and better. 😆 😆
[adrotate group="5"]May 12, 2013 at 4:35 pm #193364PriceofMagicParticipant
Hook: You know, I’m going to start charging admission fees for every person that sets foot on the Jolly Roger. I’d make a profit in no time.
Hook: Though may I just add, Snow, you can ride my ship for free any time you want.
Charming: Back off!
Charming: Stop making sexual innuendos towards my wife.
Hook: It was a genuine offer, but if that’s the way you want to be then fine.
Hook: I’ll make them towards your daughter instead, she’s a lovely girl.
Charming: How about I introduce you to the floor?
Hook: I think you’ll find I already have a pre-existing relationship with the floor, we’re on very good terms.
Grumpy: Can you swim?
Hook: Of course I can.
Grumpy: Pity.
Hook: Can you?
Grumpy: I can when I have a dead pirate to use as a float.
Charming: I’ll help arrange that for you, Leroy.
Snow: Don’t you dare.
Hook: Snow, you’re concern for my well-being touches me in ways you can’t imagine.
Grumpy: Can I drown him now?
Hook: Try it. You won’t succeed and I’m sure Emma would love to warm me up.
Charming: Leroy, you grab his arms, I’ll grab his legs. We’ll see how long a pirate can hold his breath underwater.
Snow: Just get on the boat before he decides to move it.
Snow: Wow, you’re ship is huge.
Hook: Aye, and the Jolly Roger is a good size too.
Grumpy: I’ve seen bigger.
Hook: Boats or ships?All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixMay 12, 2013 at 5:21 pm #193373RumplesGirlKeymasterHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
This actually sounds like a conversation Hook would have.
"He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"May 12, 2013 at 5:57 pm #193380lioletteParticipantPrice of Magic, these are priceless !!! 😆
I’m new to the forum, though, and sadly can’t see any of the pictures before March-April 🙁 I’m sure they’re great, though – the text certainly was, in any case !May 13, 2013 at 1:39 pm #193741obisgirlParticipantHook: I think you’ll find I already have a pre-existing relationship with the floor, we’re on very good terms.
😆 😆 😆
May 13, 2013 at 8:11 pm #193958PriceofMagicParticipant
Charming: Oooooh! What’s in here?
Hook: I wouldn’t touch that if I was you, it belongs to Cora.
Hook: Seriously, she doesn’t like people touching her things.
Charming: Why does Cora have a man in a cage?
Hook: Because she’s Cora. Do you need any other reason?
Charming: Maybe I should put you in a cage for Cora instead, see how you like it.
Hook: Has anyone ever told you that Cora and sea men don’t mix?
Hook: Snow, a little help!
Snow: You’re on your own, I need to find some brain bleach.All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixMay 13, 2013 at 8:52 pm #193973obisgirlParticipantCharming: Maybe I should put you in a cage for Cora instead, see how you like it.
Charming Hook slash at its finest 😆 😆
May 13, 2013 at 9:41 pm #193998PriceofMagicParticipant
Red: Hi Belle, what are you watching?
Belle: Finding Nemo. It’s about a father looking for his son.
Red: That’s okay, I guess, but I’ve got something better for you.
Belle: Really, what is it?
Red: It’s my favourite book.
Red: It’s a love story and there’s this girl who is torn between two guys, and one guy’s a werewolf and the other guy’s a vampire.
Red: Here, you should read it.
Belle: Twilight.
Red: I’m team Jacob but I’m probably biased because of the wolf thing. Are you going to be team Jacob or team Edward?
Belle: Neither. I don’t like Twilight. Sorry.
Red: Why not? Twilight is great.
Belle: Honestly, I think it’s one of the biggest load of rubbish ever written.
Red: You don’t mean that! I’m going to leave it with you to read.
Belle: Look, I don’t want to read Twilight! Please take your book and let me watch Finding Nemo in peace!
Red: Belle, you’re just not getting it. You should read Twilight.
Nurse: I think we should get you back to bed to calm down.
Belle: I don’t want to go back to bed! I want to watch the end of Finding Nemo!
Belle: I need to know if Marlin finds Nemo! Let go of me!
Greg: What’s her problem?
Red: She’s just a close-minded individual. Say, have you read Twilight?
Greg: No I haven’t.
Red: Then I’ve got a treat for you.All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixMay 13, 2013 at 9:44 pm #194001RumplesGirlKeymasterBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that’s great.
"He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"May 13, 2013 at 9:44 pm #194002obisgirlParticipant😆 😆 😆
if had a choice between Twilight and Finding Nemo, I would prefer to watch Finding Nemo too. 😆 😆
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