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Caption Thread

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  • This topic has 399 replies, 50 voices, and was last updated 10 years, 2 months ago by PriceofMagic.
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  • May 10, 2013 at 10:01 pm #192915
    obisgirl
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    😆 😆 These just get better and better. 😆 😆

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    May 12, 2013 at 4:35 pm #193364
    PriceofMagic
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    Hook: You know, I’m going to start charging admission fees for every person that sets foot on the Jolly Roger. I’d make a profit in no time.


    Hook: Though may I just add, Snow, you can ride my ship for free any time you want.


    Charming: Back off!


    Charming: Stop making sexual innuendos towards my wife.


    Hook: It was a genuine offer, but if that’s the way you want to be then fine.


    Hook: I’ll make them towards your daughter instead, she’s a lovely girl.


    Charming: How about I introduce you to the floor?


    Hook: I think you’ll find I already have a pre-existing relationship with the floor, we’re on very good terms.


    Grumpy: Can you swim?


    Hook: Of course I can.
    Grumpy: Pity.


    Hook: Can you?


    Grumpy: I can when I have a dead pirate to use as a float.


    Charming: I’ll help arrange that for you, Leroy.
    Snow: Don’t you dare.


    Hook: Snow, you’re concern for my well-being touches me in ways you can’t imagine.
    Grumpy: Can I drown him now?


    Hook: Try it. You won’t succeed and I’m sure Emma would love to warm me up.


    Charming: Leroy, you grab his arms, I’ll grab his legs. We’ll see how long a pirate can hold his breath underwater.
    Snow: Just get on the boat before he decides to move it.


    Snow: Wow, you’re ship is huge.
    Hook: Aye, and the Jolly Roger is a good size too.


    Grumpy: I’ve seen bigger.


    Hook: Boats or ships?

    All magic comes with a price!

    Keeper of Felix
    May 12, 2013 at 5:21 pm #193373
    RumplesGirl
    Keymaster

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    This actually sounds like a conversation Hook would have.

    "He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"
    May 12, 2013 at 5:57 pm #193380
    liolette
    Participant

    Price of Magic, these are priceless !!! 😆
    I’m new to the forum, though, and sadly can’t see any of the pictures before March-April 🙁 I’m sure they’re great, though – the text certainly was, in any case !

    May 13, 2013 at 1:39 pm #193741
    obisgirl
    Participant

    Hook: I think you’ll find I already have a pre-existing relationship with the floor, we’re on very good terms.

    😆 😆 😆

    May 13, 2013 at 8:11 pm #193958
    PriceofMagic
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    Charming: Oooooh! What’s in here?


    Hook: I wouldn’t touch that if I was you, it belongs to Cora.


    Hook: Seriously, she doesn’t like people touching her things.


    Charming: Why does Cora have a man in a cage?


    Hook: Because she’s Cora. Do you need any other reason?


    Charming: Maybe I should put you in a cage for Cora instead, see how you like it.
    Hook: Has anyone ever told you that Cora and sea men don’t mix?


    Hook: Snow, a little help!


    Snow: You’re on your own, I need to find some brain bleach.

    All magic comes with a price!

    Keeper of Felix
    May 13, 2013 at 8:52 pm #193973
    obisgirl
    Participant

    Charming: Maybe I should put you in a cage for Cora instead, see how you like it.

    Charming Hook slash at its finest 😆 😆

    May 13, 2013 at 9:41 pm #193998
    PriceofMagic
    Participant


    Red: Hi Belle, what are you watching?


    Belle: Finding Nemo. It’s about a father looking for his son.


    Red: That’s okay, I guess, but I’ve got something better for you.


    Belle: Really, what is it?


    Red: It’s my favourite book.


    Red: It’s a love story and there’s this girl who is torn between two guys, and one guy’s a werewolf and the other guy’s a vampire.


    Red: Here, you should read it.


    Belle: Twilight.


    Red: I’m team Jacob but I’m probably biased because of the wolf thing. Are you going to be team Jacob or team Edward?


    Belle: Neither. I don’t like Twilight. Sorry.


    Red: Why not? Twilight is great.


    Belle: Honestly, I think it’s one of the biggest load of rubbish ever written.


    Red: You don’t mean that! I’m going to leave it with you to read.


    Belle: Look, I don’t want to read Twilight! Please take your book and let me watch Finding Nemo in peace!
    Red: Belle, you’re just not getting it. You should read Twilight.


    Nurse: I think we should get you back to bed to calm down.
    Belle: I don’t want to go back to bed! I want to watch the end of Finding Nemo!


    Belle: I need to know if Marlin finds Nemo! Let go of me!
    Greg: What’s her problem?


    Red: She’s just a close-minded individual. Say, have you read Twilight?


    Greg: No I haven’t.


    Red: Then I’ve got a treat for you.

    All magic comes with a price!

    Keeper of Felix
    May 13, 2013 at 9:44 pm #194001
    RumplesGirl
    Keymaster

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that’s great.

    "He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"
    May 13, 2013 at 9:44 pm #194002
    obisgirl
    Participant

    😆 😆 😆

    if had a choice between Twilight and Finding Nemo, I would prefer to watch Finding Nemo too. 😆 😆

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