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“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
Hook: Tell me how we’ve ended up searching the library again.
Regina: It’s quite simple:
Regina: What’s this? “Regina, Cora or whichever evil witch is reading this, if you are looking for my dagger, go to the library and find a map that looks like it’s been drawn by a child. Signed Rumplestiltskin
Regina: Hmmm, seems legit.
Hook: And that didn’t seem suspicious to you at all?
Regina: No, why should it?
Hook: I don’t know, maybe because the crocodile has told you to find something that he wants you to find, if this map even exists at all. We could be on a wild goose chase here.
Regina: Shut up Hook! You’re ruining my moment of triumph.
Cora: Found it!
Cora: There’s another message. “Well done, you’ve found the map. Now go-” Well that’s just rude!All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixHaha! I absolutely love these! They are always so good and so funny lol! I always look forward to seeing a new one
Rumple: My son could really do with brightening this place up.
Emma: Rumplestiltskin, you can’t just go breaking in to your son’s apartment!
Rumple: I think you’ll find I just did.
Emma: And Dad wonders why me and Mom won’t let him hang out with you.
Emma: I remember this.
Rumple: Emma, put that back. Don’t go touching Bae’s stuff.
Emma: Hey, you broke in to his apartment.
Rumple: Yeah but I’m not touching his stuff.
Rumple: I’m beginning to think there’s something you’re not telling me.
Emma: Look, I’ll put this dreamcatcher back, okay?
Rumple: You didn’t deny it, there is something you’re not telling me.
Emma: There! I put the dreamcatcher back, you happy now?
Emma: Henry, go use the bathroom, we’re heading home.
Henry: Why do I always get sent away when conversations get interesting?
Rumple: What aren’t you telling me?
Emma: Maybe you should sit down.
Neal: What are you two doing in my apartment?
Rumple: Emma was about to tell me something.All magic comes with a price!
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Neal: Emma, you better not tell him that we were romantically involved nearly twelve years ago and slept together without using some form of protection.
Rumple: How is that possibly relevant?
Henry: Hey mom, do you need to use the bathroom before we leave?
Henry: You know we never celebrated my eleventh birthday.
Emma: Let’s go home and celebrate it right now, okay?
Rumple: Oh Crap, I’ve just done the math.
Henry: Would you like to come to my belated eleventh birthday party?
(Has just done the math too)
Henry: I’m going to have a cake and presents and balloons so do you want to come?
Neal: Ummm, okay?
Rumple: Oh crap, I have to hang out with Charming now.
Neal: I’ll buy you a bike for your birthday…..son.
Henry: Son? What are you on about?
Henry: Mom, what’s he on about?
Emma: He’s your daddy.
Henry: Noooo!
Rumple: Oh crap, how am I going to tell Belle she’s practically a grandma now?
Neal: I can’t believe I have a son.
Neal: How could you not tell me I had a son?
Emma: You mean between me going to jail for your crime and you disappearing without a trace? Hmmm, guess it slipped my mind.
Emma: Henry, I can explain!All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixRumple’s dialogue is the best! It’s all so self-centered.
"He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"Agh! Another awesome one! You do these so well they are just amazing! Makes my day whenever a mew one is put up
Emma: Was the big “Noooo” really necessary?
Henry: Was lying to me about my father being dead really necessary?
Emma: I never thought you’d ever meet him.
Henry: Do Grandma and Grandpa know?
Emma: I phoned them earlier.
Henry: Great, so I’m the last one to know.
Emma: Come on, it’s not like anyone is planning any great big family occasions.
Charming: Now for Thanksgiving, we’re going to need a bigger table to fit everyone around. I’ll have Rumple sat next to me, he’ll want to sit next to Belle, you can sit on the other side of me, so if it goes you, me Rumple, Belle, then everybody’s happy. Emma, Henry and Rumple’s son can sit in whatever order they like so long as it doesn’t mess up the seating plan for the rest of us.
Snow: Since you’re making this a family affair, why don’t you invite Regina along as well?
Charming: I suppose, seeing as it would be Thanksgiving, we could probably stick her in a corner somewhere.
Snow: I was joking. By the way who exactly are you expecting to cook this big massive dinner you’re planning seating arrangements for?
Charming: You. Who else did you think was going to cook it?All magic comes with a price!
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