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OMG the Floor is cheating on Hook?! Dunno that I can bring myself to ship Flooming. Flook is my OTP.
Bae: Remember, son, road safety is very important.
Henry: Dad, I’m eleven, not five years old.
Bae: Alright. I’m just saying!
Bae: Another bit of important advice, never ever make any deals with my father.
Henry: I already did, it went well.
Bae: Hehehe, good joke, good joke, kid!
Emma: Wait. What?
Emma: You made a deal with my son?Rumple: Don’t get your knickers in a twist, Dearie.
Rumple: It was Henry’s idea.
Emma: What was the deal?
Rumple: None of your business.
Emma: Does Belle know that she’s now practically a grandma?
Rumple: Not yet. I thought that conversation would be better to have face to face.
Emma: Maybe I should call her, tell her the “good” news.
Rumple: Don’t you dare!
Emma: Tell me what the deal with Henry was or I’m phoning Belle right now.
Rumple: Fine, in exchange for putting in a good word for me so you wouldn’t punch me, Henry wanted to know how he could get a girl to like him.
Emma: And that was it?
Rumple: That was it. Promise you won’t call Belle?
Emma: I promise I won’t call Belle.
Emma: So what did you say to Henry?
Rumple: Not telling.All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixSupervisor Cora, Charming and the floor, Grandma Belle! 🙂
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
Emma: Did you know about this?
Bae: Know about what?
Emma: Your son’s been asking your father for dating advice.
Bae: He did what now?
Henry: It was good advice.
Emma: And what was this “good advice”?
Henry: Well, since Belle fell in love with Grandpa when she was tidying his castle, he suggested I should get a girl to tidy my room.
Bae: I don’t think that’s the way to get a girl to like you.
Emma: Henry, you can’t make a girl clean your room.
Henry: It’s worth a shot, it worked for Grandpa.All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixThat was hilarious
It’s worth a shot, it worked for Grandpa
O_O
Good always wins < That's just what Rumplestiltskin wants you to think Keeper of Belle's Theme Music, The Queen of Hearts Maze, Cora's Missing Heart,Tiny's Golden Harp
Regina: When will Mother learn that I’m not one of her minions?
Snow: Regina! I want to talk to you!
Regina: What on earth are you wearing?
Snow: Henry bought it for me. Do you like it?
Regina: It’s very fuzzy…..and white.
Regina: Okay, what do you want?
Snow: Due to the revelation that our family has now been extended, I was wondering if you’d like to come over to our house for Thanksgiving dinner?
Regina: You’re joking?
Snow: No.
Regina: You must be joking?
Snow: Regina, I’m not joking.
Regina: I love the way you say that with such a serious look on your face.
Snow: I am serious. Charming and I are inviting you to Thanksgiving dinner.
Snow: Why are you laughing?
Regina: It’s just so funny. I’ve tried to kill you and your family multiple times and yet you still want me for Thanksgiving dinner.
Snow: Shall I take that as a yes?
Regina: You and Charming are certainly made for each other.
Snow: Thank you!
Regina: That wasn’t a compliment.All magic comes with a price!
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Henry: I can’t wait to see Belle’s face when you tell her she’s almost my other grandmother!
Rumple: You’re not going to be there when I tell her.
Henry: Why not? I’m her almost grandson.
Emma: You should do it, you’re his father.
Neal: You’re his mother; you’ve known him longer than I have.
Emma: You’re a guy. It’s one of those guy things guys like to talk about.
Neal: You can give him the woman’s perspective.
Emma: I am not talking to my son about what’s happening…down there. It’s a guy thing. Just tell him what your father told you at that age.
Neal: I don’t want to scar the kid for life!
Emma: I’m sure it wasn’t that bad.
Neal: Not that bad? There were sheep involved!
Neal: It was horrifying; it haunted me for weeks afterwards.
Henry: What haunted you for weeks afterwards? What sheep?
Neal: Shouldn’t he have been given the birds and the bees talk at school?
Emma: They taught him about the birds, mainly how to make houses for them.All magic comes with a price!
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