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Heros don't get their Happy Ending!
Henry: You sure Captain Hook doesn’t mind us borrowing his ship to go home?
Neal: Nah. He’s spending time with his beloved floor, he’s happy.
Emma: So you told Belle you’re dying yet?
Rumple: No, and I’m not going to.
Emma: Seriously? You’re not going to tell your girlfriend that you are dying?
Rumple: That’s what I said.
Rumple: Don’t give me that look.
Emma: How do you think Belle will react if you die without telling her?
Rumple: She’ll probably find a way to bring me back to life so she can kill me all over again.
Rumple: I don’t want to upset her.
Emma: She’s going to be upset either way, you need to tell her.All magic comes with a price!
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Charming: Let me help you, best friend of mine.
Neal: You know, Henry, both your grandfather and I are older than we look.
Henry: Will I look as good as you when I’m 200 years old?
Neal: Maybe.
Charming: You can let go. I’ve got Rumple. He is my bestest best friend after all.
Neal: Nah, you’re alright, mate. He’s my father, I’ll handle him.
Charming: No, I insist!
Rumple: Stop pulling me around!
Rumple: You know, I think I’ll walk the rest of the way by myself.
Neal: Now, now Dad, no need to be stubborn.
Neal: There you go, Dad, we’ve reached the truck.
Charming: With my assistance of course!
Charming: There, there, Rumple, everything’s going to be okay.
Rumple: Please don’t touch me.
Snow: Charming, I think you should give Rumplestiltskin some space.
Charming: How can you say that? I can’t leave him with him in the state he’s in!
Rumple: Please go.
Snow: I swear to God, Charming, if you don’t listen to me, I will make you sleep on the couch.
Charming: But Snow, Rumple’s my friend!
Snow: That’s it! You’re sleeping on the couch tonight.
Charming: That is so unfair!
Snow: Do you want to make it a week?
Charming: No I don’t, my darling, my love, light of my life……
Rumple: I’m in so much pain right now.
Emma: Oh stop moaning, we’ll get you to your shop soon.
Charming:…My precious, my treasure……All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixLol! *rolling on the floor*. Poor Rumple. Just can’t get away from Charming.
Nothing is impossible on OUAT. Everything has a way of repeating itself. Keeper of the Keeper tread: https://oncepodcast.com/forums/topic/official-keeper-thread-3/#post-217924
Love it, how Charming is his personal Rose (two and a half man).
Heros don't get their Happy Ending!
Emma: Okay, so this invisible chalk is supposed to help cast a barrier spell against Cora. Why is she trying to kill you again?
Rumple: We used to date, it ended badly. Don’t look so shocked. Everybody has a crazy ex somewhere in their past, present or future.
Neal: Not me. I’ve got Tamara!
Emma: You and Regina’s mom used to date?
Rumple: It was before Regina was born! Cora was single, I was single, we just hooked up. I’m not proud of it.
Emma: I think I’m going to be sick!
Neal: I think I’ll join you!
Charming: I’ll hold your hair Emma and make sure Neal doesn’t try anything!
Snow: I better go too in order to….um….supervise.
Rumple: Snow, before you go can you get me an extra blanket out of that cabinet?
Snow: Why?
Rumple: Really? A dying man asks you to pass him an extra blanket and you question him?
Snowing: A dying man might want to spend his last hours being nice to those around him and not spout sarcasm every opportunity he gets.
Snow: Rumple, why is the death candle in your blanket cabinet?
Rumple: It is? My, what a coincidence!All magic comes with a price!
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Emma: What are you doing?
Neal: I was appreciating the view.
Emma: You know what? I’d appreciate it if you actually helped!
Neal: I am helping. I’m helping by not getting in your way. Now get back to work.
Emma: Listen up “Pookie”, which by the way is an incredibly embarrassing nickname your fiancée gave you, you do not tell me what to do! Is that clear? If not, I will tell everyone in town to call you “Pookie” when they meet you.
Charming: Everything okay in here?
Neal: Emma’s being mean to me!
Emma: Pookie’s lying. Don’t believe what Pookie says!All magic comes with a price!
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Neal: So whats going on Emma? About to cast some magical spell or something?
Emma: Oh nothing. Just about to light this up. Wanna hit?
Charming: Hey……
Charming: So what are you kids doing?
Emma: ……Noothiinng ._."I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC
Snow: Give me one reason why I should save you.
Rumple: Because if I die, who else are you going to run to when you want a magical solution to all your problems?
Snow: The Blue Fairy
Rumple: Good luck with that!
Rumple: Seriously though, who would you go to?
Snow: The Blue Fairy would help us.
Rumple: If she conveniently decides to show up, and even then she might conveniently be unable to help you.
Snow: What are you trying to say?
Rumple: I’m saying that if this was a television show, the Blue Fairy would seem awfully like a plot device.
Rumple: Has that thought honestly never crossed your mind?
Snow: Okay, give me another reason why I should save you?
Rumple: I’m Charming’s best friend.
Snow: You’ve made it pretty clear that you don’t want to be Charming’s friend.
Rumple: I have?
Snow: Extremely clear.
Rumple: Well, I’ve changed my mind.
Snow: You can’t do that!
Rumple: I just did!
Snow: I could just let you die.
Rumple: You’re right, you could.
Snow: Then I will!
Rumple: But how would Charming feel, knowing that his dearly beloved wife could’ve saved his bestest best friend but chose not to?
Snow: That’s not fair.
Rumple: Fairs are for tourists!All magic comes with a price!
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