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PoM –I love that bit about swords being useless against magic (Unless its a magic sword of course!).
[adrotate group="5"]“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
SOMEONE PLEASE POST SOMETHING BEFORE I DIE I NEED MY CAPTION FIX.
Wow you people are all awesome and hilariously funny. I just found this thread and I’ve been sitting here for like the last hour and a bit reading it. Its brilliant I’ve been laughing so much and I can’t wait to see what you post next. :D:D:D:D
Cora: What did you do?
Regina: I put your heart back in your chest. Are you angry? Don’t be angry. Blame Snow, it was her idea! Be angry at Snow.
Cora: I’m not angry, I’m happy! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
Regina: You do? Putting your heart back in was totally my idea.
Regina: Are you proud of me, Mother?
Cora: Hahahahahahaha! Don’t be silly Regina!
Regina: What do you mean?
Cora: I’m beginning to feel rather peculiar.
Rumple: Oh good, I’ve healed.
Cora: Where’s this cut come from? Why has it affected my coat?
Cora: Catch me, Regina!
Cora: I’m dying!
Regina: But you never said you loved me.
Cora: And I never will.
(Is dead)
Regina: Moooooooootheeeeeeeeeeeer! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Rumple: Well this is kind of awkward.
Regina: Why did you do this?
Rumple: You were trying to murder me.
Regina: That is beside the point! My mother didn’t deserve to die!
Snow: Regina, don’t do the thing that will save our lives!
Snow: Oh, you already did it.
Regina: You killed my mother! Fear my glare!All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixLove the Death Glare and Cora’s warm fuzzy feeling I feel like she could have said ”I’m melting”.
Regina: (Singing) Mommy, can you hear me? Mommy, do you love me? Why did you have to leave me? I’m lost without you. This is Snow White’s fault! I’ll make her pay! You’ll be so proud of me, you’ll see. First I’ll get Henry, and then I’ll wipe out the rest of his family tree!
Rumple: Regina, didn’t anyone ever tell you singing about revenge is so Disney?
Regina: Well at least I’m in a Disney movie. Where’s yours?
Rumple: I’m in several actually, in a manner of speaking anyway…..
Rumple: Though there are rumours of a Rumplestiltskin movie being in the works.
Rumple: So long Cora, nobody’s tried to kill me quite like you.
Regina: What about me and Hook? We tried to kill you!
Rumple: Yes, but Cora tried to kill me with style.
Regina: I’ve got style.
Rumple: Cora had a dignified style.
Regina: My mother is dead because of you! You stole her life!
Rumple: Only after she tried to take mine.
Regina: And you think that justifies what you did?
Rumple: Hmmm, let me think……
Rumple: Yes!
Regina: Then I’m not going to talk to you anymore.
Rumple: Really? I’m the closest thing you’ve got to a friend in this town. Without me, you’ll be all on your own and will probably try and do something stupid like blow up Storybrooke.
Regina: No I won’t! I’ll get Henry back and he’ll love me and nothing will tear us apart especially the rest of his annoying family.
Rumple: Yeah, about that…..
Regina: Is there something you’re not telling me?
Rumple: Many, many things.
Regina: I’m going to kill Snow White!
Rumple: Didn’t you try that countless times before to no avail?
Regina: Shut up Rumple!All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixRegina: Shut up Rumple!
Love that snark!
"That’s how you know you’ve really got a home. When you leave it, there’s this feeling that you can’t shake. You just miss it." Neal Cassidy
Snow: (Singing) Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nobody knows my sorrow.
Henry: Why is Grandma singing that song?
Emma: Because she doesn’t know the words to “Ding Dong, The witch is dead”
Henry: I could Google it for her!
Charming: Emma, don’t start giving Henry ideas about the internet.
Emma: It’s just a song. What’s the worst that can happen?
Charming: It’s just a song now, but who knows what else he’s going to start looking up.
Henry: Looking up what?
Emma: Wow, you’re back quick.
Henry: Yeah, I typed ding dong into Google for speed, because not many songs have those words in the title, and urban dictionary threw back something I really didn’t want.
Emma: Oh.
Emma: You didn’t click on it, did you?
Emma: Did you?
Henry: No.
Emma: Thank God.
Charming: I wonder who’s at the door?
Rumple: Okay, I can do this.
Rumple: Hello, forced on me best friend of mine. I bring news!
Charming: Good news?
Rumple: Not exactly.
Emma: What is it this time?
Rumple: Regina wants to kill you all and take Henry for herself.
Charming: Well she’ll have to go through me first!
Rumple: Weren’t you listening? She intends to.
Snow: (Singing) Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nobody knows my sorrow.
Rumple: How long has Snow been singing that?
Charming: All morning. It’s the only song she knows.
Rumple: Has she tried to Google “Ding Dong, The witch is dead”?All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of Felixhttp://screwballninja.tumblr.com/post/76978494695/darkmasterplan-hawaiiansquirrel
OK this one is SO FUNNY!!!!
it’s from ScrewballNinja’s tumbler heeheheee
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