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So true about Henry, @priceofmagic Lol.
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Henry: Hey Dad, can I ask your advice? If I knew of a way to stop lots of people fighting, should I do it?
Neal: So long as it was safe and legal, I don’t see why not?
Henry: Excellent. By the way, I have to go use the bathroom.
Emma: Neal and Henry seem to be getting on well, perhaps I’d better just check to make sure I’m still Henry’s favourite.
Greg: Hey Sheriff Swan, how you doing?
Emma: Just trying to enjoy my drink in peace.
Greg: Waitress who I met at the hospital, I’ll have some bagels to go please.
Greg: So how about dinner?
Emma: How about no?
Greg: Very well. Here you are waitress, keep the change, you look like you need it.
Greg: Can’t believe she rejected me.
Red: I wonder if I could make him disappear without anyone noticing?
Emma: Why do I always attract the weirdoes?
Neal: And the award for most awesome dad goes to me!
Neal: Hey Emma! Henry’s in the bathroom. I’m pretty good at this dad stuff, don’t you think?
Emma: Henry’s in the bathroom? Alone?
Emma: Are you nuts?
Neal: What do you expect me to do? Follow him in and watch him pee?
Emma: You can’t leave Henry alone! He might do something incredibly stupid.
Neal: He might not?
Henry: I’M GOING TO DESTROY MAGIC!!!All magic comes with a price!
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Regina: Dunnah.
Regina: Dunnah
Regina: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Regina: Dunnaaaaaah!
Rumple: Were you just humming the tune to Jaws?
Regina: No!
Rumple: Then what were you doing?
Regina: Shut up, Rumple!
Regina: You may have won this round, but I’ll get you and your little prince too!
Snow: I just need a hug.All magic comes with a price!
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Henry: I finally made it to the well, now I will set my foolproof plan in motion.
Henry: I’ll just light these six sticks of dynamite and blow up magic. What could possibly go wrong?
BOOM!All magic comes with a price!
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"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGICRegina humming the theme to Jaws, lol. That and Chopsticks are the only two things I know how to play on the piano.
Regina: Henry, just put the dynamite down.
Henry: Give me one good reason why I should.
Regina: Because you could blow your hand off or worse.
Henry: Not good enough, try again.
Regina: Seriously? Potentially maiming yourself is not a good enough reason?
Henry: Go way! I know best and this is not going to backfire on me in any way.
Henry: Hey!
Regina: Blowing up magic using dynamite is a very stupid idea.
Henry: Is not!
Regina: Is too!
Henry: How is it stupid exactly? As far as I can see, it’s a foolproof plan.
Regina: How is it stupid? Let me count the ways….
Henry: Oh hi Mom, Dad and Grandpa.
Emma: Regina, what are you doing here?
Regina: I was stopping my son from blowing himself up!
Regina: Where the hell were you?
Regina: Nevermind. You’re not going to stop me from casting my curse to make Henry love me.
Henry: Wait a minute! Hold up!
Henry: Nobody needs to shoot or throw fireballs at anybody!
Henry: Mom, you don’t need to cast a curse to make me love you because I love you already.
Regina: Really? You mean it?
Henry: Yeah, you’re my mom.
Regina: Well I guess I won’t be needing this then.
Emma: Henry, why couldn’t you have just said that to Regina instead of making us go through all this drama?All magic comes with a price!
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Rumple: Charming phoned, Regina’s decided not to cast the curse. I don’t need to guard you anymore.
Rumple: Of course when somebody asks me to keep someone safe, I do as they ask instead of just leaving said person unattended for anyone to just walk in.
Rumple: Well I’ve done my duty, I’ll be off then.
Snow: Don’t you want to stay and talk?
Rumple: After being forced to endure an afternoon with you full of awkward silence? Let me think….
Rumple: No.
Snow: I guess I’ll just go and ask Regina to rip out my heart despite that being what everyone has been trying to prevent.Later
Regina: What the hell are you doing here?
Snow: Hi Regina!All magic comes with a price!
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Regina: What do you want?
Snow: I want you to kill me.
Regina: Oh really? I spent years wanting to kill you and you didn’t have the decency to die but now because you want it, you expect me to jump at the chance?
Snow: Just do it.
Regina: Fine.
Regina: Oh look, your heart has got a black spot on it. That’s what murder does to you.
Snow: You’ve got my heart in your hand, now crush it!
Regina: No.
Snow: Why?
Regina: I’m trying to win back my son’s love. Killing his grandmother isn’t going to help my cause in any way.
Regina: Stop being selfish and deal with the consequences of your own actions instead of trying to drag me down with you!
Snow: But…but…
Regina: Get off my property!All magic comes with a price!
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