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Ooooh, I can just imagine:
Regina: I need some friends!
Archie: I can be one, say, do you like arm wrestling?@Hellraiser-89 wrote:
😆 Regina would win.
Based on the last episode, seeing how strong she was when fighting with Snow, even without magic, I must agree.
Doc: You don’t think Rumplestiltskin minds me buying drinks for his lady friend, do you?
Happy: Well if he does, you’ll be the first to know.
Billy: Boo!
Red: Billy! You’re alive!
Billy: Not really.
Red: So you’re dead and seeing you is all in my head?
Billy: Not exactly.
Red: So I’m imagining you? I’m not imagining you? Which is it?
Billy: You’re not imagining me. There’s a ghost comedy circuit and I want to see if I have what it takes to make it as a comedian.
Billy: Can I try some of my material on you?
Red: Umm…….okay.
Billy: Tell me if this makes you laugh.
Red: Go for it!
Billy: Being a ghost comedian isn’t easy. The hours are long, the pay is rubbish and the audience is a little dead!
Red: That’s interesting.
Belle: Hey Red, that joke was so lame!
Red: How much have you been drinking?
Billy: That was going to be my opening joke.
Belle: Say something.
Red: We think you’ll make a great comedian.
Red: What am I going to do with you Belle?
Belle: Your little dwarf friend is lovely! I’ve not paid for a drink all evening.
Red: I think I better get you home.
Belle: I’ll be fine….just as soon as the room stops spinning.All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of FelixWatching The Cricket Game, when they brought Pongo into the shop, I wanted to Belle to say, “I said I wanted a CAT!” 😉 That is all. Carry on.
Charming: You guys are the greatest, trying to cheer me up, especially after yesterday with Henry saying mean things to me.
Charming: Red, Rumple said you had a surprise for me?
Red: Did he now?
Charming: Yeah, he did, so what is it?
Red: um………..
Red: You had to bring him here, didn’t you?
Rumplestiltskin: Of course I did. I don’t want him crying on me again.
Red: It’s a shame Belle isn’t here, he could’ve cried on her if he needs it.
Rumple: Unfortunately Belle is sleeping off a hangover because somebody didn’t look after her properly last night.
Red: That wasn’t my fault. I wasn’t buying her drinks, you can’t blame me for that.
Rumplestiltskin: I don’t, I blame your little dwarf friend.
Red: I’ll never tell you his name!
Rumplestiltskin: Oh you will.
Rumplestiltskin: Was it Happy?
Red: No
Rumplestiltskin: Was it Sleepy?
Red: No
Rumplestiltskin: I’m going to keep asking until you tell me.
Charming: Where are we going? Is it a mystery tour? I love mystery tours, is my surprise at the end of it?
Rumplestiltskin: Was it Dopey?
Red: No
Rumplestiltskin: Was it Doc?
Rumplestiltskin: That’s all I needed to know.
Charming: You know I’m starting to think there is no surprise. Red! How could you let me down like that?
Red: Rumplestiltskin, you are such a-
Rumplestiltskin: Language, Dearie!All magic comes with a price!
Keeper of Felix
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