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@Josephine wrote:
Lmao at that picture. “Family Feud: Fairytale Edition”.
We surveyed 100 people and the top five answers are on the board to following question: Name a food not to accept from Evil Queens.
You know what, that would be awesome. Actually have a celebrity-like Family Feud only with the Once cast being in-character with the winnings going to a charity. Steve Harvey would probably have some real fun with it.
We surveyed 100 creatures and the top four answers are on the board: Who is the fairest in the land?
Prince Charming: Snow White (SNOW WHITE: 19)
Regina: Myself, of course. (THE EVIL QUEEN: 67)
Audience gasps, EQ gives one of her famous I Won smiles.[adrotate group="5"]Steve Harvey: “Rumplestiltskin, introduce your family.”
Rumple: “My lovely and centuries-younger wife Belle, formerly a princess from an ogre-overrun realm, now an escapee from a mental institution. Next to her, the in-laws … Snow White, formerly a princess, until her evil queen stepmother conned a genie to kill the king. In the middle–well, we just call him Charming. Formerly a prince until his adoptive father decided to behead him. And down on the end, my son’s baby mama, Emma–“Steve: “Let me guess : formerly a princess.”
Rumple: “Until her parents hid her in an enchanted tree. Now she’s the town sheriff.”
Steve: “And what do you do for a living, Rumplestiltskin?”
Rumple: “I used to be the master of dark magic, the most powerful and dangerous man in all the land. Now I mostly collect rent, repo vehicles and beat younger men up with my cane. Oh, and play pranks on the mayor.”
Omg…I’m laughing so hard right now.
Keeper of Rumplestiltskin's and Neal's spears and war paint and crystal ball.
Josephine:
I laughed so hard I’m crying! Can you visualize Rumple and the Queen facing off at the buzzer????
@darcyfarrow wrote:
Steve Harvey: “Rumplestiltskin, introduce your family.”
Rumple: “My lovely and centuries-younger wife Belle, formerly a princess from an ogre-overrun realm, now an escapee from a mental institution. Next to her, the in-laws … Snow White, formerly a princess, until her evil queen stepmother conned a genie to kill the king. In the middle–well, we just call him Charming. Formerly a prince until his adoptive father decided to behead him. And down on the end, my son’s baby mama, Emma–“Steve: “Let me guess : formerly a princess.”
Rumple: “Until her parents hid her in an enchanted tree. Now she’s the town sheriff.”
Steve: “And what do you do for a living, Rumplestiltskin?”
Rumple: “I used to be the master of dark magic, the most powerful and dangerous man in all the land. Now I mostly collect rent, repo vehicles and beat younger men up with my cane. Oh, and play pranks on the mayor.”
THIS IS TOO FREAKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
I can picture Rumple (as Gold because I find him more mesmerizing and intimidating) standing at the podium, cane in one hand, hand on buzzer staring down Regina and she smirks back at him on the other side:
We asked 100 residents of Storybrooke what supplies should you have on hand in case of an emergency:
Regina: My ring of keys. (1 point)
Rumple/Gold: Duck tape and rope
Steve: That’s two answers.
Rumple glares and lifts one eyebrow
Steve: Okay, lets give the man both and see if it ‘s on the board.
Ding, Ding (50 pts, 20 pts).
Steve: Looks like Rumple side gets it.
Yikes, I just got flashbacks of SNL’s old Jeopardy skits.
Keeper of Rumplestiltskin's and Neal's spears and war paint and crystal ball.
Next question:
We asked a hundred single ladies in Storybrooke, who is the most attractive man in fairytale land?
@Iceblade wrote:
Next question:
We asked a hundred single ladies in Storybrooke, who is the most attractive man in fairytale land?
Belle: My Rumplestiltskin. (0 points)
Steve: (looking at Rumple/Gold) So, you say she escaped from a mental institution?
(Rumple/Gold would be at the top of my list, second would be Charming’s lips 😉 )
Keeper of Rumplestiltskin's and Neal's spears and war paint and crystal ball.
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