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AGREED!!!!! Somewhere in the questioning we would have to have Rumple throw out a well-placed “PLEASE” to her Majesty. Take it away, Josephine.
@Iceblade wrote:
Next question:
We asked a hundred single ladies in Storybrooke, who is the most attractive man in fairytale land?
Snow: “Charming!” (20 points)
Emma: “The huntsman!” (50 points)
Snow (glaring at the audience): “Did my stepmother put a curse on all of you? “
Rumple: “Leroy!” (snaps his fingers as the answer is revealed: 100 points.)
( On the other side, the dwarves mumble. Grumpy doesn’t know whether to be dismayed because his team ‘s losing or flattered by the answer.) Grumpy : “What’re you tryin’ to pull, Rumpy?”
Rumple : “I always honor my deals.”
(The other dwarves begin slapping Grumpy with their hats) Happy : “You made a deal with the Dark One just to get a little PR for yourself?” (Grumpy proclaims his innocence)
Steve: “Wait a minute. . .” (Rumple cocks an eyebrow and aims a finger at Steve. Steve gulps.) “The Charming-Rumples take the lead with 200–” (Rumple aims that finger again) “–with 500 points.”
Steve: “Moving right along. We asked 100 single men : What is the most romantic thing you ‘ve ever done for your lady?”
Charming : “Well, there was the time I gave her a Valen –” (glances at Snow) “Uh, and then there was the time I came to her jail cell and asked if she –no, forget that. And then I had dinner with the woman who had framed her for –you know what? Just skip over me.”
Rumple : “I turned her fiance into a rose. She cut his feet off.”
Emma : “It’s not your turn.”
Rumple : “No matter, Sheriff Swan. We’re winning.”
Belle : “Where’s Richard Dawson? I want a kiss.”
Steve : “It’s time for Fast Money. Give me two players.”
(Rumple comes downstage, Belle goes into the isolation booth.)
Steve: “If you reach 200 points –“
Rumple: “Oh, we will.”
Steve : “Tell everyone what you ‘ll win.”
Rumple : “Two weeks in lovely Storybrooke, Maine.”
Steve : “Give me 20 seconds on the clock. First question : Name something you find in a library.”
Rumple : “Dragons.”
Steve : “Something that people kiss.”
Rumple : “My boot.”
Steve : Something that comes in a bottle.”
Rumple: “Twu wuv.”
Steve: “A place you’d like to visit.”
Rumple : “Cape Cod, Florida.”
Steve: “Cape Cod isn’t in Florida.”
Rumpld : “It is now.”
Steve : “A president of the United States.”Rumple: “John Wayne.”
Clock runs down.
Steve: “Let’s turn around and look–“
Rumple points a finger toward the board.
Steve: “We don’t need to bother with the board. I’m sure you have all the most popular answers. Let’s bring out Belle.”
Rumple goes back to the family and is greeted with high fives. Belle approaches Steve uncertainly.
Belle: “I just got out of a mental institution–“
Steve: “Twenty -five seconds on the clock.”
Belle: “I don’t really know–“
Steve : “First question. Name something you find in a library.”
Belle: “Jefferson rescued me–“
Answer appears on the board: JEFFERSON. 0 points.
Steve : “Name something people kiss.”
Belle: “Jefferson told me–“
Answer on the board : JEFFERSON 2 points.
Steve : “Something that comes in a bottle.”
Belle: “At least, he said his name was Jefferson.”
Answer on the board: JEFFERSON 0 points.
Steve: “A place you’d like to visit.”
Belle: “But who knows? I mean what kind of name is that? Jefferson.”
Answer on the board: JEFFERSON CITY MISSOURI 5 points.
Steve: “A president of the United States. “
Belle: “Oh, I know this! John Wayne.”
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