Do You Wanna Kill Zelena? (Brief song parody)

[TheWatcher]

Was having some fun in the chat earlier, and wanted everyone to see the idiocy of me 😛 so anyway, the dagger is convincing Rumpel to kill Zelema:
*to the tune of “Do You Wanna Build A SnowMan?”:
Dagger: *knocks* Rumpel? Do you wanna kill Zelena?
Come on, let’s go and slay.
No one will see her anymore, we’ll lock the door, and hide the corpse awaaayyy.
I know you said you wouldn’t, but it’s just me and you, let’s go watch Zelena diiiieeeee…..
Do you wanna kill Zelena? We don’t have to tell Reginaaa
Rumpel: Okay, dearie.
Dagger: This witch shall diiiieeee >:)

[PriceofMagic]

LOL 😆

All magic comes with a price!

Keeper of Felix

[obisgirl]

Most impressive 🙂 Lol.

[TheWatcher]

I’m also working on a verse about killing Mila and Pan, but I’m having trouble with it xS

"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

[nealfanforever]

I love it Watcher!

I thought I’d add a song about Peter Pan.

When just a lad, little Rumple named his straw doll, Peter Pan. After hundreds of years Rumple returns to Neverland and has the little doll back in his shirt pocket. The straw doll jumps out of Rumple’s pocket, clings to Rumple’s face…and while looking him straight in the eye… knocks on Rumple’s forehead…

Do you want to go see Papa?
If you do, I’d bring a blade.
I’ve been waiting oh so many years, and now your here, so make that green thief go away!

I am just a toy doll, he stole my name, and made it something dark!
Do you want to go kill Papa?
Make sure to stab him through the heart.

Twitter - @Milkglass123

[TheWatcher]

The rhythm is kind of off but bare with me here 😛

*knocks* Rumpel?

Do you wanna go kill Milaaa?

How dare she run awaaayyy?

She says she doesn’t love you anymore, ran out the door, and left you to raise Baeee!

Its gets so very lonely.

All these empty nights.

Judt watching your son cry “Mooom?”

Do you wanna go kill Milaa?

We’ll dump the body in a rivaaaa (river :P)

 

"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

[once_dude]

Was having some fun in the chat earlier, and wanted everyone to see the idiocy of me so anyway, the dagger is convincing Rumpel to kill Zelema: *to the tune of “Do You Wanna Build A SnowMan?”: Dagger: *knocks* Rumpel? Do you wanna kill Zelena? Come on, let’s go and slay. No one will see her anymore, we’ll lock the door, and hide the corpse awaaayyy. I know you said you wouldn’t, but it’s just me and you, let’s go watch Zelena diiiieeeee….. Do you wanna kill Zelena? We don’t have to tell Reginaaa Rumpel: Okay, dearie. Dagger: This witch shall diiiieeee >:)

I would pay good money for this whole “song” to be put up on youtube, with Milah then Pan then Zeleena, or maybe a verse like “do you want to kill the dark one?” maybe I should write that one.

Magic always comes with a price, so I pay with visa.

[PriceofMagic]

Can you keep a little Secret? to the tune of do you wanna build a Snowman? sung by Young Regina

Regina:*knocks* Snow White?

Can you keep a little secret?
Don’t tell on what you’ve seen?
My mother will be mad at me, won’t set me free, telling is just meeeeeeeeean
I want to marry Daniel, we’ll be so happy, just watching the years pass byyyyyyyy
Can you keep a little secret? It’s just a teeny tiny secret
Snow: Okay, Regina
Regina:Thank you bye

Regina: How could you tell my secret?
Daniel’s dead because of yoooooooooou!
My mother crushed his heart, so very fast
Danny’s complexion is now bluuuuuuuuue!

Regina: You said you’d keep my secret
Now I hate you
What are you gonna doooooooo?
You couldn’t keep my secret
You’ll wish you kept my secret.

All magic comes with a price!

Keeper of Felix

[TheWatcher]

POM I love that!!!!

"I could have the giant duck as my steed!" --Daniel Radcliffe
Keeper Of Tamara's Taser , Jafar's Staff, Kitsis’s Glasses , Ariel’s Tail, Dopey's Hat , Peter Pan’s Shadow, Outfit, & Pied Cloak,Red Queen's Castle, White Rabbit's Power To World Hop, Zelena's BroomStick, & ALL MAGIC

[lady]

Love it all!:D

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