Ep. 219 "Lacey" Favorite Lines

[spinninggold]

@RumplesGirl wrote:

“Don Juan was nothing before he made his deal with me.” Rumplestiltskin, I love you wholeheartdly and unashamedly.

*nodnodnodnodnodnodnodnod* Possibly best line ever!

[Keb]

I’m pretty sure that the Don Juan line was the best line of the whole series so far. I know I laughed like crazy.

Keeper of Belle's Gold magic, sand dollar, cloaks, purple FTL outfit, spell scroll, library key, copy of Romeo and Juliet, and cry-muffling pillow, Rumple's doll, overcoat, and strength, and The Timeline. My spreadsheet: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6r8CySCCWd9R0RUNm4xR3RhMEU/view?usp=sharing

[Myril]

enjoy … 😈

Gold: “He’s got my eyes, don’t you think?”
(puppy eyes to die for)

Gold: “And apparently fate has a sense of humor.”
(no kidding)

Regina: “If your own son couldn’t bring out the good in you, who will?”
(to copy K&H: That is a good question, keep watching) 🙄

Belle: “I have a sense about people.”
(might not keep you from losing your mind)

Rumple: “But the crying must stop. Night after night. It’s making it very difficult for me to spin. You know, I do my best thinking then.”
(now we know who coined the term spin doctor) 😮

Rumple: “No, no, no. It’s not to help you sleep, dearie. It’s to muffle the cries so I can get back to work.”
(cushion against annoying sad reality)

Robin Hood: “Don’t you just love magic?”
(good example for rhetorical question, unless your name is Neal and you’re kinda allergic to magic)

Emma: “Uhm, Anton, don’t take this the wrong way, but w… w… why… why are you so…”
Anton: “Small? Cora. She and Regina brought some magic to make me human-sized. Kind of like it.”
(well, he wanted to be friends with humans – alarm, someone is close to have a happy ending) 😛

Grumpy: “Enough lollygagging! Back to it!”
Anton: “Wow. Dwarves really like to work.”
(Now you notice) 😯

Emma: “What about ogres and destruction and danger?”
(nothing an idealistic hero can’t handle)
David: “We can fix all that. We did it before. We can do it again.”
(see, told you; get the tools out, guys, we’re going to fix everything)
Mary Margaret: We can start over, Emma.
(why fix anything, let’s do a reboot)

Mary Margaret: “Not my mind. My heart. Afer what I did to Cora, I think restoring our land is the best way to mend it.”
(don’t settle with anything less, think big, big heart.)

Bartender (to Gold): “Really not a fan of the Rabbit Hole, are ya?”
(Rabbit Holes lead to strange and tricky places, ask Alice) :geek:

Gold: “Brown hair. Beautiful blue eyes. An accent you wouldn’t soon forget. Her name is Belle.”
Bartender: Belle? Are… are you sure? ‘Cause that sounds an awful hell like Lacey.”
Gold: “Who the h_ell is Lacey?”
(what’s in a name? but that accent, unforgettable)

Mr. Clark (Sneezy): “Her name should be “Fast Eddie,” ’cause she’s a hustler. She’s hustling me.”
(that on Sunday prime time TV? Oh dear… 😮 Reference to the movie The Hustler from 1961 with Paul Newman as Fast Eddie Felson; Newman later played the same character in the 1986 film The Color of Money)

Lacey (to Mr. Gold): “Now, if you’ll excuse me, you’re kinda in my shot.”
(get out of the way, Mr Gold, and give this woman a chance to be herself ;))

Rumple: “No, because he tried to steal from me, the Dark One. You try that, you get skinned alive. Everyone knows that.”
Belle: “Actually, no, they don’t.”
Rumple: “Well, they will after they discover the body.”
(someone has to work on his reputation, get a better PR manager)

Regina: “I’m sorry. Do I look like a one-handed pirate with a pistol?”
(is it Halloween again?)

Regina: “There’s the charm that should easily woo a lovely young lady. She’ll most certainly fall in love with you at first sight. Oh, wait. That didn’t happen, did it?”
(there is the snark that made us love the Evil Queen so much) 😎

Granny: “Ten bowls of chili. No Beans. You and the dwarves got something against beans?”
David:” Oh, let’s just say we’ve had our fill over the past couple weeks.”
(besides that beans never are a good idea for a party)

Grumpy: “Just a little landscaping”
(a couple of beanstalks on a field really are not much more than that)

Gold: “No, no. Wrong memories. She now thinks she’s a scantily clad barfly named Lacey. She has a false life, as you did under the curse with Kathryn, only hers apparently involves a lot more alcohol.”
(not the woman you thought she is)

Gold: “Well, I’m certainly not here for the overpraised lasagna.”
(there should be no episode without mentioning lasagna) 💡

David: “Show her the man she fell in love with.”
(so become Dark One Rumplestiltskin again)

Rumple: You read too many books, dearie! (vanishes book Belle was reading) There, maybe that’ll stop filling your head with poisonous thoughts.”
(books are dangerous, thoughts are dangerous…)

Rumple: “People who steal magic never have good intentions!”
(talking about yourself, Rumple?)

Belle: “No. You can’t tell what’s in a person’s heart until you truly know them.”
(she was quicker in judging Hook, was she)

Lacey: “Well, what can I say? I love the ambiance.”
(always a good reason to return)

Lacey: “You’re a Hagar man, aren’t you?”
(and Gold has no idea what she’s talking about, as probably some teenagers are pretty clueless as well – Sammy Hagar, singer in the band Van Halen from 1986-96 and from 2003-2005) :ugeek:

David: “Not bad, Don Juan.”
Gold: “Don Juan was nothing before he made his deal with me.”
(ah, another deal, Faustian) 😈

Emma: “Well, I was going to tell you, but I was kind of busy trying to stop you and your mother from killing me and my entire family.”
(summing up this season for Emma) 🙄

Emma: “Unlike you the rest of the world isn’t always scheming to get what they want.”
(I wouldn’t be so sure about that, conspiracies are everywhere)

Granny: “What the h_ell happened to you? You raid the back of Ruby’s closet?”
(know a number of people who would like to)

Rumple: “Good help these days is really hard to find.”
(so true)

Belle: “I think that you are not as dark as you want people to believe. I think that deep down there’s love in your heart. And for something more than power.”
(pfff, they anticipated my thoughts, but, you know, love is power, or power is love, it’s all the same)
Rumple: “You’re right, there is something I love. My things!”
Belle: “You really are as dark as people say.”
Rumple: “No, darker, dearie. Much darker.”
(Can she make up her mind? Dark, not as dark, dark, not as dark…)

Gold: “You know, I’ve tried so hard to be on my best behavior. But I guess there’s no point now.”
(epiphany)

Rumple: “Temper your excitment, dearie, this is merely another room for you to clean.”
(and there I thought books are meant to gather dust and cobwebs)

Rumple: “Well I hope you can clean faster than you can read.”
(the advantage of audiobooks: you can clean and kinda read at the same time!)

Belle: “You’re not who I thought you were. And I’m glad.”
(bad guy, not so bad guy …)

Lacey: “You are… you are not who I thought you were. And I’m glad. You really are as dark as people say.”
Gold: “Darker, Dearie.”
(…nice guy, bad guy again – the big bad always has a certain charm)

Emma: “What, did you tranquilize him?”
Neal: I just gave him a couple bourbons. Kid’s a real lightweight.”
(as long as it’s all fun nothing weights)

Neal (about August) “You know, I gotta say, he’s actually a lot cooler as a kid. Steals less of my money.”
money coming from honestly stolen goods stolen by a notorious liar, yeah, that is so uncool)

Tamara: “Because if there’s one person you can always count on to do your dirty work… it’s a pirate.”
(for a pirate a good reputation – with Hook though you should count on him messing it up and getting tied up somehow)

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[RumplesGirl]

(well, he wanted to be friends with humans – alarm, someone is close to have a happy ending) 😛

BAHAHAAHAHA

"He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"

[wewerecursed]

“What the h3ll happened to you? Did you raid that back of Ruby’s closet?” – Granny. 😆 omg I died at that line. But seriously, IS that where she got the clothes?!

Everything FTL Rumple said. Everything.

“I would have told you, but I was too busy preventing you and your mother from killing me and my entire family.” – Emma. PERFECT line delivery!

“You really ARE as dark as people say.” – Lacey. Her up and down “I’m so hot for you right now” look was priceless.

“You’ve never seen me play darts…but this, yeah I’m pretty good.” – Anton, or however he said it. Love him.

And yes, the Don Juan line. 😆 😆 😆

[lilysmom]

Neal: if there is one thing I know about you, you always find what your looking for.

(Love the look he gave her after and I cannot wait for these two to get back together)

[swanning-off]

Nealfire’s line about August being cooler as a kid, not least ’cause he pinches less of his money – CLASSIC. And glad they finally acknowledged that Neal, at least, and presumably Emma has been filled in on it, know where that $20K went.

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