EVIL QUEEN : FAVORITE LINES

[lilysmom]

Neal: I never fell for that.
Emma: yes you did

[Myril]

as usual: don’t take me all serious, seriously. 😈

Hook: I killed Rumplestiltskin. I’m sated. Replete. My life’s purpose met.
(To err is human, mate)

Greg: Do we have a deal?
(sounds like Rumple. Aspiring new Dark One?)

Regina: Kill them all. No mercy.
(congratulations, you reached the next level in the game and now have the power of tyrant and mass murderer)

Regina: Jail cell? I don’t think so.
(right, a padded cell would probably be better fitting)

Rumple: Well, it seems you’ ve taken to power quite well, gives your cheeks a nice rosy color.
(always the charming evil) 😳

Rumple: They’re her people, dearie. You’re gonna have to be content with their fear. They’ll never love you.
(don’t be so negative, you know, positive thinking is the way)

Rumple: Well in that outfit finding her should be easy.
(right, wearing the flavor of the month is not so good for blending in unless you’re on some Hollywood party, in New York, on a fashion week, it’s carnival or Halloween)

Rumple. It took your mother months to learn that. You? Well, perhaps, in a week you’ll be able to, uh, change your hair? Highlights? Maybe.
(men, no idea how hard it is to make hair look good, that is sometimes the toughest task) 👿

Regina: About as regal as a potato.
(Hey, couch potato is an honorable title!) :ugeek:

Rumple: Careful, dearie. A queen striding amongst peasants might not like what she hears.
(who says she has to listen when striding)

Regina: This is my chance to go back and start over, for me to be the hero.
(*snorts* does anyone have some handkerchief for me? Need to clean up the spilled coffee. Alright, we all want to be heroes)

Henry: Like a self-destruct button?
(just have to find the key card to activate it)

Regina: I don’t have any other choice. As long as there are other people in our lives, you can never fully be mine. You loved me once. With them gone, you’ll love me again. And you can see me for what I truly am … a hero.
(in the face of all logic …) 😯

Henry: Not if you kill everyone. You’re a villain.
(boy, just your point of view. and maybe of most people. pfff,who wants to be a hero, the villains are the cool guys anyway)

Carnival barker: Step right up and sink an arrow into her heart!
Regina: That’s not right
Carnival Barker: Well it’s fixed, actually. You… you can’t hit the Queen in the heart, because she ain’t got one.
(right through the heart)

Peasant man: Kill the Evil Queen!
(rabble-rouser)

Regina: You don’t know her.
Peasant man: Thank my lucky stars for that.
(you don’t know how lucky you are)

Hook: And I say, let’s you and I make an alliance and we’ll skip the unpleasant betrayal business.
(only the unpleasant one, of course)

Tamara: Look, Emma, you don’t have to worry. You can trust me.
(never trust someone who tells you to trust them, or so. not if they’re engaged with your ex)

Emma: What? Don’t “Emma” me!
(never would dare to)

MM: But your “superpower” has been known to be unreliable, Emma. Especially when you’re emotional.
(mothers are so supportive, aren’t they ;))

Henry: So… we’re back in business?
(pick the right playmate)

Regina: I hired you a year ago, despite your drunkness. And you! You … I had you flogged last spring for lateness!
(she certainly was employer of the year) 😆

Hook: You ever wonder if this constant pursuit for revenge is the reason we have no one who cares for us? I mean, when all this is over, and I know the Crocodile is dead, for good and all, I’ll have nothing to look forward to. My life will be empty. Revenge may sate your being, but misunderstand me, my dear, it’s an end, not a beginning.
(a pirate is getting philosophical, he’s getting old. or that is his new pick-up line)

Regina: Now follow me closely.
(what is your Twitter name?)

Hook: Precarious. You couldn’t have just hid the trigger in the back of your wardrobe?
(you have no idea how much more dangerous the back of the wardrobe would be, this is the simple hiding place)

Regina: You’re the distraction.
(we suspected already Hook’s just a plot device :P)

Hook: Maleficent. Love you in earth tones.
(hm, more ash grey, but earth brown sure sounds more flattering)

Regina: Wilma. My family works in the mills.
(not the stone pit)

Snow: Someone from another forest taught me. It’s a long story.
(it sure is, and maybe we’ll hear it in some upcoming season? In other word some hundreds or more of sleepless nights, tons of coffees, scrolling through thousands of more or less good fanfics and endless fanwanking and plenty of speculation later) 🙄

Snow: It taught me that there can be this genuine, selfless connection between people, even strangers.
(Beware of Greeks baring gifts. But nothing against Greeks, mostly nice people in real, just saying)

Emma: Operation Tiger
(shouldn’t it be Tigger?)

Emma: I need a why? You never need a why.
(He is the kid, you are the parent, that’s why)

Henry: I want something like the town, something that hides in plain sight. Something like a praying mantis.
(sneaky. praying mantis have no good reputation, have they)

Henry: I thought by now we’d be having adventures. Over there, you know? Riding horses, shooting bow and arrows. This is cool too.
(the bliss of being a child)

Henry: That’s awesome! We could get, like, a castle… you, me and Neal.
(this boy has some imagination ;))

Henry: Operation Praying Mantis is on.
(roger that)

Henry: So once we find proof that Tamara’s evil, I guess the wedding’s off?
(things could be so easy)

Henry: I mean, once he’s single, it could happen. Thrown together, moon light, wine …
(he should become advice columnist)

Emma: Do I look like a jealous ex?
(no, of course not. By the way, how does a jealous ex look?)

Regina: Morning already?
Snow: We have one every day.
(these pesky perky early birds… I would hate her too ;))

Snow: Regina wants to hurt people. I think she’s in constant pain and is always looking to figure out whom to blame for it.
(Snow the psychologist)

Snow: She wanted revenge more than she wanted love. And I can’t imagine living that way. I want to be guided by love.
(Snow the Pollyanna)

Hook: Startling aren’t I. Some people say “striking”.
(humble, Captain)

Hook: Well, you should know by now the one thing I excel at is surviving.
(and getting tied up)

David: You know, when we get back, Leroy, we’re going to need your help restoring the palace.
MM: It’s in pretty bad shape
Leroy: Cosmetic or a total teardown?
MM: Burn down.
(important detail)

Leroy: Nobody steals from a dwarf.
(Rule number one)

Rumple: Sorry, dearie, do I know you? I already have a maid. Promising girl, actually.
(now we know why Regina locked Belle up, she wanted her job)

Rumple: I said you could call. Didn’t say I’d answer.
(always read the fine print)

Rumple: Have the peasants no soap then?
(soap is for softies)

Regina: The Queen is dead. Long live The Evil Queen!
(three cheers! and free beer.)

Regina: So little bitty Owen does grown-up magic of his own now.
(they grow up so fast, ya know)

Greg: It’s not magic. Actually this is something much better… science.
(sooo much better)

Regina: Yes. I was … the Queen.
Greg: But now here you’re nothing
Regina: And what are you`?
Greg: I’m … I’m just a man… a man on a mission.
(… a mission impossible… oops, wrong show)

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[schmacky]

I really found Emma’s inability to complete full sentences this episode quite funny. It just seemed so real and natural haha

Emma: Oh hey woah, no way. That.. we’re not… that’s not..

Emma: You gotta hit the door.. ya know like.. just like.. like kick it like you’re bored.. like.. or like like stumble into it like.. like ungh I didn’t, ya know… just hit the door. Okay?

[nonnie]

Emma: You gotta hit the door.. ya know like.. just like.. like kick it like you’re bored.. like.. or like like stumble into it like.. like ungh I didn’t, ya know… just hit the door. Okay?

MY QUESTION IS WHERE DID EMMA PLAN TO ESCAPE…. the room was at the top of the stairs with no other exit… HENRY was stationed just outside the door… when some one came and HENRY kicked it would be WAY TOO LATE….. Was she going to climb out the window?
.

[spitweet]

My favorite line :

Regina: Yes. I was … the Queen.
Greg: But now here you’re nothing
Regina: And what are you`?

The way she acts sassy is SO hot !!!!!!

[rikucrafter]

Emma: ‘You gotta hit the door.. ya know like.. just like.. like kick it like you’re bored.. like.. or like like stumble into it like.. like ungh I didn’t, ya know… just hit the door. Okay?” (Thanks schmacky!)

Neal: “Oh hell no, I taught her that. EMMA!”

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