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22. Please do not kiss (or more) with former girlfriends and wifes of Rumplestiltskin. (For more information ask Hook and Keith)
23. Don’t ask the Blue fairy for covering a field, when a flick of a sorcerer is able to break it or ask her for breaking shields that are invisible. (I don’t think that she is a spezialist about that)
24. Please give all information of Outsider to the sheriff, like he is seeking for revenge.Heros don't get their Happy Ending!
25. Please read all your contracts about renting a house or a credit carefully,[/size].
Heros don't get their Happy Ending!
26. Be wary of objects that can be used to hypnotize you or create false memories. Run the other way immediately if you can.
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21. Investigate all deaths, thoroughly. You never know if they’ve just been Cora’d.
Or if they have been Regina’d (Kathryn)
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27. Don’t believe random strangers when they come into town and say that they were only texting behind the wheel and didn’t see anything (anything meaning magic). It’s all lies!
28. Don’t pay your federal or state income tax. You don’t officially exist out there anyway.
29. If you file a claim for insurance, and list “giant threw my car,” expect to be rejected.
30. If you see a wolf with different colored eyes–that is not Ruby, so be careful. If you do not see this wolf, don’t worry. It won’t be the only thing to mysteriously vanish after you thought it might be more important than it turned out to be.
31. If you are out wandering in the woods, make sure Mary Margret is not shooting arrows. She occasionally misses her target. Unless you are made of wood, it will hurt.
32. Don’t worry about overcrowding a small loft apartment. There are no occupancy limits in the leases.
33. If you change your mind about living space, check the obituaries. ( A small trailer and a large house on the edge of town with a nice garden have just become available.)
34. There’s also a room with a view in the clock tower above the library that’s now available for public use as a storage facility.
35. If your child needs to miss school for a few weeks, don’t worry, the teachers aren’t there either.
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
36. Henceforth, we will only refer to HIM as “The Sheriff Who Shall Not Be Named”
"He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"37. Don’t leave vulnerable patients alone in a hospital room. Someone could just waltz in and do something to them.
38. If you are missing any items, either from the Enchanted Forest or from Storybrooke, the first place to check is Mr. Gold’s Pawn Shop. Entering the shop may be a problem, however. It’s frequently closed, under a protection spell, or the site of a battle.
39. Parents are welcome to walk onto the elementary school campus at any time, if you need to talk with or warn your child. Don’t worry about security. We all trust one another in Storybrooke.
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