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40. Don’t cross Granny; she knows how to wield a crossbow.
41. Don’t worry about getting supplies from the outside world. Everything you could ever possibly need is inexplicably catered for in SB.
42. When in doubt, don’t rely on professionals who got their degrees from a curse. Crickets with fake PhDs can’t be relied upon to adhere to patient-doctor confidentiality
43. All laws in SB are more like “gentle guidelines” than actual rules carved on stone.
44. Do not to kill rodents or eat fish until all SB residents can be accounted for. You never know whom the Dark One or Cora may have just cursed.
[adrotate group="5"]"That’s how you know you’ve really got a home. When you leave it, there’s this feeling that you can’t shake. You just miss it." Neal Cassidy
(This is a great thread lol).
45. If you get into a major accident and need surgery, be prepared to wait. While there are several doctors in the town and an entire hospital, there is apparently only one surgeon and he likes to get drunk.
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
46. Always refuse any apple beverage or food item from Regina Mills. While you’re at it, never drink any tea Jefferson serves you.
47. Never allow Mr. Gold to babysit, especially not his own grandson."That’s how you know you’ve really got a home. When you leave it, there’s this feeling that you can’t shake. You just miss it." Neal Cassidy
48. If you have pets, you are in luck! Apparently no one else in Storybrooke has pets, so your pet will get top priority at the Pet Hospital, assuming no doves get trapped in wire mesh, requiring both animal workers to assist.
49. Horse owners may want to board their horses privately. Security is lax at the local stables.
50. If you see happen to see a scruffy pirate lurking about, don’t mention crocodiles.
51. Have you been framed for a fake murder recently? Don’t rely on the local police force or justice court to give you a fair trial in front of a jury of your peers. It might just be worth the high price to enlist the questionable services of the town’s sole lawyer."That’s how you know you’ve really got a home. When you leave it, there’s this feeling that you can’t shake. You just miss it." Neal Cassidy
52. Don’t leave fresh diamonds unguarded in the mines. They are a valuable commodity and if you’re familiar with magic, you could easily suck those up and use them for something evil.
53. Children underage are not allowed to go with a heavy book and a stolen credit card to Boston
Heros don't get their Happy Ending!
54. If you go into the mausoleum, and see a snake with two heads, run. Call the animal shelter or the Sheriff only after you are safely away.
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
55. Be wary of seeking Dr. Whale’s “experimental sciences” since the results would be monstrous.
"That’s how you know you’ve really got a home. When you leave it, there’s this feeling that you can’t shake. You just miss it." Neal Cassidy
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