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56. Beware of Ruby when she is experiencing her time of the month.
That is clever 😉
[adrotate group="5"]58. Parents are advised to keep an eye on their children, and if can’t find them immediately call the town’s official Little Kids’ Protector, Greg Mendell.
59.If you ever feel like trying to apologize to Mr.Gold in private,don’t.Just.Don’t.
60.You’ve probably heard the advice”Don’t obsess about your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriends.” If your boyfriend is one who is not commonly liked,it’d be best to ignore this advice.You never know.His previous love affairs could put your entire town in jeopardy.
Keeper of King George's Coat of arms;Tiny's pickaxe;Belle's bronze vase;Emma Hacker device and true love kiss to Henry;Granny's surcharge on pickles;Snow's "Good will always win;Regina's apple turnover;Gold's pink shirt,Mickey phone,&glasses(1x12);RQ's chess set,and Chip's shattered remains
61. Please be aware that in Storybrooke pregnancy can have a duration of 28 years.
62. Pregnant woman are not allowed to go near the town line with the only exeption that they want to give birth.
63. All people in Storybrook have to check that their own heart is still located sub-sternal, center thoracic, superior to the stomach with the apex on the left, before they go to bed. If it is not, we kindly suggest to go to the family grave of Mayor Mills and keep an eye open.Heros don't get their Happy Ending!
64.If you are a cocky,vengeful,one-handed pirate who thinks of himself as a lady’s man,beware of which girls you allow within 20 feet of your person.Failure to heed this advice will result in but is not limited to long periods of unconsciousness,severe migraines,imprisonment at the top of a beanstalk or in a hospital bed,severe chest pains,and/or abduction.
Keeper of King George's Coat of arms;Tiny's pickaxe;Belle's bronze vase;Emma Hacker device and true love kiss to Henry;Granny's surcharge on pickles;Snow's "Good will always win;Regina's apple turnover;Gold's pink shirt,Mickey phone,&glasses(1x12);RQ's chess set,and Chip's shattered remains
65. Yes, this rule had to be edited. If you want to file a complaint, please fill it out in triplicate and return it to Mr. Krzyszkowski in the town records office.
66. If you are a rampaging giant, please watch out for overhead power lines and weight limits on paved surfaces.
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
Thanks Chimera I changed 53. I thought that my post didn’t go in trough, cause my internet didn’t go well.
Heros don't get their Happy Ending!
Lol you should have left it…now I’ll have to think up something else 😛
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
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