General Rules for Residents of Storybrooke

[tiara_rose]

81. In Storybrook men normally gives the women they whoing not a flowers but a libary.

[Keb]

82. The new guy always buys.

Keeper of Belle's Gold magic, sand dollar, cloaks, purple FTL outfit, spell scroll, library key, copy of Romeo and Juliet, and cry-muffling pillow, Rumple's doll, overcoat, and strength, and The Timeline. My spreadsheet: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6r8CySCCWd9R0RUNm4xR3RhMEU/view?usp=sharing

[kfchimera]

83. The sheriff’s office reminds you to buckle up for safety, unless you are a dwarf or a giant, then you can just pile in the back of a pickup tuck.

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass

[laurieanne]

@KFChimera wrote:

83. The sheriff’s office reminds you to buckle up for safety, unless you are a dwarf or a giant, then you can just pile in the back of a pickup tuck.

😆 😆 😆

84. If you have a mystical dagger or any other object necessary to your survival, keep it close to your person at all times. Placing it in a public place is generally ill-advised.

85. Wall safes are similarly not as useful as one would think for keeping precious objects safe. Typically it’s the first place a thief would look.

[laurieanne]

86. Don’t play pool with Lacey. She’s good.

[kfchimera]

87. If you need to say goodbye to someone, do it well away from the town line in case you trrip, get shot by a pirate or run over by a “tourist” or otherwise lose your memory.

88. Be nice to Pongo. You never know when that dog will be the main witness against you in a murder investigation.

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass

[obisgirl]

89. Keep your loved ones away from Mary Margaret. They might die.

[RumplesGirl]

90. Don’t look at Lacey unless you want a face full of boot.

"He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"

[obisgirl]

91. Never trust the random fishermen lurking nearby or have conversations regarding the Evil Queen in public places. Storybrooke residents, you have homes for these. Use them.

[laurieanne]

92. A suggestion has been made to have regular inspections of the Cannery property. This suggestion has a lot of merit.

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