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93. If you’re placing electrodes on a victim you wish to torture, please make sure to ask all assistants to remove any metal prosthetic devices (particularly hook shaped ones) first.
[adrotate group="5"]“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
94. Stay away from the library basement. Powerful magic resides there.
95. Beware of black diamonds."That’s how you know you’ve really got a home. When you leave it, there’s this feeling that you can’t shake. You just miss it." Neal Cassidy
96.Pirates of Storybrooke,expect everyone to mock you by calling you “Mate.”
97.Don’t be exasperated with your children if they are afraid of shadows.
98.Don’t be dummy and wait ’til you’re dangling over a swirling green portal to tell someone you love them!!!!!
100.Don’t talk to Mr.Gold about rabbit holes.
Keeper of King George's Coat of arms;Tiny's pickaxe;Belle's bronze vase;Emma Hacker device and true love kiss to Henry;Granny's surcharge on pickles;Snow's "Good will always win;Regina's apple turnover;Gold's pink shirt,Mickey phone,&glasses(1x12);RQ's chess set,and Chip's shattered remains
101. If you happen to see a large swirling green vortex, run for you life.
Don't grow up. It's a trap.
102. The best way to get into Mr. Gold’s good graces when negotiating a deal, is to agree to a deal so he can come back later and say, he owes you a favor. He’ll hate it but he’ll have to agree to whatever you like. 😆
103.When building a playground,remove all sharp and pointy rocks so that no fearful and powerful grandfathers may use the dark arts to kill their grandsons,who have been prophesised they will be their grandfather’s undoing and yet know nothing about this.
104.The best kind of playground is one modeled after a super sharp and pointed castle you once owned in another world.
Keeper of King George's Coat of arms;Tiny's pickaxe;Belle's bronze vase;Emma Hacker device and true love kiss to Henry;Granny's surcharge on pickles;Snow's "Good will always win;Regina's apple turnover;Gold's pink shirt,Mickey phone,&glasses(1x12);RQ's chess set,and Chip's shattered remains
105. If you need a babysitter for your kid, let Granny take care of it. She will take down anyone who tries to hurt her ward with a crossbow and Lord knows what else. And she is awesome too.
106. Even if you are a villain frantically trying to cover your trail, please remember to reduce, reuse & recycle. Magic may make everything grow on trees, but it comes with a price!
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
108.If you smile at a Crocodile,and the Crocodile smiles back,RUN FOR YOUR LIFE(and for your firstborn’s)!!!!!!!!!!!
Keeper of King George's Coat of arms;Tiny's pickaxe;Belle's bronze vase;Emma Hacker device and true love kiss to Henry;Granny's surcharge on pickles;Snow's "Good will always win;Regina's apple turnover;Gold's pink shirt,Mickey phone,&glasses(1x12);RQ's chess set,and Chip's shattered remains
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