General Rules for Surviving Neverland

[obisgirl]

Think of this as an accompaniment thread for General Rules of Storybrooke, but for Neverland.

I thought of the first three:

1. Don’t accept fairy dust from random strangers and don’t talk to strangers. Said stranger could turn out to be a psychopathic pan after your heart.
2. Never trust mermaids.
3. There’s always time for a wardrobe change using magic, which is especially important when you want to make an awesome first impression.

[RumplesGirl]

4. Rainbow kisses and Unicorn stickers will not help you survive.

5. The odd boy telling you to follow him…probably wants your heart

 

"He was a lot of things to me" "The only conclusion was love"

[tiara_rose]

Turning mermaids into wood, is not helping if the storm is already going on and connected to your violence thoughts

 

Always ask the question you need to survive before you enter the island

 

For your own safety, please check out before you step on Neverland the batteries in your wallky Talky.

Heros don't get their Happy Ending!

[PriceofMagic]

Don’t antagonise the Lost Boys, you might end up getting your shadow ripped.

All magic comes with a price!

Keeper of Felix

[tiara_rose]

Please be cautions if you see your grandfather. It could be that he is a little confused and not sure about rescue or killing you

Heros don't get their Happy Ending!

[PriceofMagic]

Be aware that hollow trees may contain Lost boys

All magic comes with a price!

Keeper of Felix

[Slurpeez]

Don’t use magic or else you risk alerting Peter Pan of your whereabouts.

"That’s how you know you’ve really got a home. When you leave it, there’s this feeling that you can’t shake. You just miss it." Neal Cassidy

[PriceofMagic]

Jumping off a cliff is not a good idea unless you have pixie dust to hand

All magic comes with a price!

Keeper of Felix

[kfchimera]

It does not matter if you are in NL,  don’t expect the Dark One to show you mercy, especially when he was not shipping  you and his son in the first place.  Somethings all the belief in the world won’t change.

If diving into the ocean to take a leap of faith, check for falling objects first that might clonk you on the head.

If you shadow gets ripppppped….R.I.P  you are gone.

 

 

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” -- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass

[obisgirl]

Awesome.  Don’t forget to use bulleted numbers, so we can keep a running list.

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