Hook's Adventures In New York City

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In chat we were talking about 3×12 especially Hook, so we came up with many jokes about his reactions to the modern day.

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”Swan you have a mighty kingdom there” *points at the world map*.
”What the crocodile is an animal. How ashamed am I” *Hook kicks man dressed as the crocodile who then falls down* ”At last mate, your dead”.

*Hook accidently walks into Disneyland and bumps it himself* ”Arrrr I’ll get you crocodile” ”So that’s what Swan meant. Aren’t I a dashing rapscallion”.

*Hook walks down the street and someone bumps into him* ”Sorry there mate” ”Ahh finally another pirate in this world. How do you cope mate and where do you dock your ship”.

[sauronbaggins]

Hook sees his Disney version “Gosh, Emma was right, perms and a moustache aren’t my thing!”

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